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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 1d

I don't really have shower thoughts in the shower; I'm pretty focused on the hygiene aspect of it. Such thoughts occur more often at 2am when I really need to be asleep.

The 'cubed' design of #Alien3 never made sense. However, it will be perfectly appropriate if we get 3 Minecraft movies.

An image of one theatrical poster for the 1992 film Alien 3 depicting the title and an Alien queen embryo in ominous green lighting. The 3 is written in a smaller character size and positioned upward, giving it a 'to the power of 3' appearance, which doesn't make much sense contextually.

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 3d

They really should try for Hafþór Júlíus Björnsso. Even with his weight loss, he's still huge, and he can rock a good beard.

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 3d

I mean hey, if you're good at drawing hot ladies and get to make a living off of it, I salute that.
(...thinks about the wording) in a professional way.

Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 3d

Ah, well, that explains the cover art, I imagine the producer, in typical sleazy hyperactive producer voice, was like "and make SURE you've got a ton of ZOMBIES ripping her CLOTHES off!"

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 3d

"Artoo, I've got a diagnostic issue, it says 'Geller field regulator' isn't working, we can still jump without it, right?"

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 4d

Quote post your favorite reaction gif of all time

Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 6d

Mine: "Oh, you're trying to do something that requires a steady hand, precision touch, and intense focus? Man, have I got a sneeze for you..."

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 12d

I used to semi-consistently get woken up by agonizing cramps in my thighs, and all you can do is lay there, wait for it to ride out... clearly we need more potassium.

Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 12d

My neck, it's always my neck. Like I don't grasp how 'you slept on your neck wrong' is even an executable concept, but apparently I do it.

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 12d

It's like they don't know that shit is always flying into our atmosphere, but most is too small to make landfall and just burns up... they gonna lose like 1-2% to football sized mini meteors.

Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 12d

What's it like inside your head?

A closeup of a fridge magnet depicting a milk pitcher with a cartoon face in a sort of delirious smile, with text below reading 'dairy farmers of Canada' in both English and French, because Canada is a bilingual country and even our magnets have to meet that criteria

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 13d

I bought new pillows today, does that count?

Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Is that touch screen, tho? Mine's gotta predate that one by a decade, safe guess.

Photo of an old black Sony mp3 player predating touch screen tech; NWZ-S544 series

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only.

A picture of cat burglar Malloy, an elderly grey haired and moustached man from the Simpsons episode 'Homer the Vigilante', sitting in a jail cell

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Sometimes I just take pictures of the world around me, for texture purposes or simply for visual reference to recreate when painting stuff.

A photo of a warm reddish wood dresser with stylized brass handles on the drawers

A photo of a panel on an old baling machine, with rust patches slowly deteriorating a time-faded red paint

A photo of light grey concrete siding, vertical base wall exterior on a rural house

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Okay, everyone can go home. We can't improve on this. This is 4th degree burn; patient is beyond saving.

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Well, I made it... 40 years spanning 5 decades

a man in an orange shirt and black hat is standing in front of an orange wall and says `` i 'm a man ! ''

Alt: a man in an orange shirt and black hat is standing in front of an orange wall and says "I'm a man, I'm 40!"

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Nick Jamieson @cephyran.bsky.social · 15d

Damn, birthday bros!