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Nowhere near normal, but nice enough to know nonetheless. Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent. ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · Aug 18

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 9h

It's a fix! He was framed! It was that shifty-looking new priest! We'll appeal to the bishop! To the archbishop! TO THE KING! 👨‍⚖️

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 14h

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 14h

Don't forget, the Daylight Saving Time change is a great time to test your smoke detectors and check that your fire extinguishers are fully charged (or if you don't already have one, a great time to go buy one). 🔥🧯
#dst #daylightsavingtime

A disembodied hand reaching up to push the test button on a smoke detector.

Hands holding a fire extinguisher that is spraying an extinguishing agent.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 16h

My rule is, they are welcome to live here as long as they remain unseen. If I see them, they have to die. (The exception is for tiny little ones that don't come near me.) And if they touch me, all bets are off.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 23h

ZOMG DRUGZ! 😲

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh well - if it isn't rugby, it doesn't matter. 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 1d

Dodgers...What is that, volleyball? 🏐

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 1d

I also brushed myself off with a brush that probably had dust on it, and I can feel the itching ramping up. I'm going to have to take a shower, which is it's own ordeal...

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 1d

Killed a spider /inside/ my shirt. If you know me, you know the fact that I'm not in full wig-out is a feat of miracle.

I took an extra 100 MG of hydroxyzine (the only PRN anxiety meds I have) just for prophylaxis, but that's like fighting the Great Fire of London with an eyedropper...

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 1d

Remembering all the saints that have touched my life.

A blessed All Saints Day to you all.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

You'll have to teach her that you put your forehead to the floor when you prostrate yourself before a higher authority (like you). 😁

Welcome Rev. Briony! 🤗
(I hope you brought cat treats with you.)

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

If there was any doubt that Edger Allen Poe was an introvert, The Raven proves it. Only an introvert could take twenty pages to moan about having unexpected visitors.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

"Tricksy hobbitses..."

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face

Alt: a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

FAKE! FAKE!

If those were really his signs, they'd say 'minion' not 'sales associate'.

😋

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

I saw this and thought of you and your Lego: shop.uncrate.com/products/leg...

LEGO Mineral Collection

Recreate the iridescence and formations of natural minerals with this impressive LEGO building set.

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

I don't generally comment on political matters, but here is some information about the SNAP ("food stamps") cutoff tomorrow: cupofjo.com/2025/10/31/h...

How to Help the Millions of Americans Who Are Losing Their Food Assistance | Cup of Jo

On November 1st — tomorrow — 42 million people, including 16 million…

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Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

Samhain blessings to those celebrating tody.

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Halloween, all!

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

Who forgot to wind up the Halloween cat?

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 2d

HALLOWEEN FROG!

(But no butt.)

Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 3d

Our friend the Pumpkin Toadlet has patches on their back and head that glow under black lights! Their skin and organs contain a neurotoxin called tetrodotoxin! They are also known as Spix's Saddleback Toad and are one of the most common Saddleback Toads! (photo by Aisse Gaertner)

A small, bright orange toad with very skinny legs and large black eyes!

Justin @cerddom.bsky.social · 3d

a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants sleeping under a blanket

Alt: a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants sleeping under a blanket

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