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Listen up, soldiers. There are two things I've hated all my life: bloodshed and oatmeal.
But what did I do when Katalina said oatmeal was good for me? Why, I did the right thing and forced myself to eat it every morning.
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It's no good to fail to live up to expectations.
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That gun won't help you. I've perfected my swordsmanship with Katalina, as you will soon see. Come!
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The power which clads the stars... I humbly offer this display.
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Huh? O-oh, I'm sorry, Katalina. You were saying?
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Chevalier is still pushy and depressing, but . . . She's quite cute, if I can get used to her. And it's not bad, to be adored.
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I ought to stick this knife back where it belongs. Now where exactly would that be?
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Just what are you trying to prove, using my body like that?
Are you saying I should live my life as a fool? Wagging my tail for anyone that passes by?
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Good evening, I don't believe we've met. I'm Vira Lillie.
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Me: I could take Katalina.

Lyria: you're going to fight Katalina!?

Me: :j

Vyrn: ...you ARE talking about fighting Katalina...right??
chevaliermerge.bsky.social
Well, I didn't want the position, but it's not like I'd ever neglect my duties.
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(Why would hearing what she said do this to me?)
(What in the sky is happening to me?)
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A promise is a promise. However. You will have to claim victory first.
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Never you worry. Come closer. And I will give you a personal demonstration! Sure to satisfy!
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However unworthily, I, Vira, have the honor of serving Katalina on her journey.
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Now, then... have you accepted your fate?
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Do you know that play? It's one of the greatest plays of all time!
It's the story of four lovers who have been bewitched by fairies one midsummer's night. Tee hee. Maybe if it's playing sometime, I could take Katalina to go see it.
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You know, I honestly don't care about the Erste Empire trying to expand its territory... But Albion is where my relationship with Katalina began.
These grounds are filled with our memories, our sweat, our blood. My tears.
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Ah... Katalina, when I wear this dress, it's like you're all around me...