Eugenio Garza Sade
@chicxsinportico.bsky.social
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chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Me pregunto si tendrá que ver con que por enésima vez en el año Trump anunció que quiere renegociar el T-MEC
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pridefightingchampionships.com
Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign?

Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Farmer: what
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chicxsinportico.bsky.social
La IA como producto está fracasando en casi todo menos en matar la curiosidad de la gente. Planeta mindundi
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
No puedo creer que extraño la época del planking o de hacer Photoshops todo chotos donde escondías a slenderman en una foto vieja
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Es como bien triste que ya ni los mames se hacen de manera artesanal, esperar a que salga la próxima cosa que hacer para pedirle a ChatGPT que lo haga por ti es el fin del internet
rubyzone.net
There’s some trend going on of using the slop generators to recreate this, but we did it with a cheap costume and a phone. Not sure why people have to ask the slop machine.
My wife using an old orange landline phone on the bed next to some magazines and Polaroids and ghostface is in the background in the hallway. My wife is laying on their stomach supporting themselves with their arms and is wearing an orange top and has their legs crossed behind them. They have short purple hair. My friend Rylan is using the orange phone and pulling on the black cable of it with her left hand. She has a black top on and has long black hair. Ghost face is behind her in the hallway.
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rubyzone.net
There’s some trend going on of using the slop generators to recreate this, but we did it with a cheap costume and a phone. Not sure why people have to ask the slop machine.
My wife using an old orange landline phone on the bed next to some magazines and Polaroids and ghostface is in the background in the hallway. My wife is laying on their stomach supporting themselves with their arms and is wearing an orange top and has their legs crossed behind them. They have short purple hair. My friend Rylan is using the orange phone and pulling on the black cable of it with her left hand. She has a black top on and has long black hair. Ghost face is behind her in the hallway.
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
No sabes la cantidad de memes decoloniales con los que me he topado en Instagram, es como si la posibilidad de poder hacer posters sin esfuerzo les apagara parte del cerebro
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emeflores.bsky.social
Predigo que lxs izquierdistas que se dicen decoloniales o socialistas y usan IA van a seguir de pendejxs hasta que Claudia o Samuel o quien sea pongan bases de datos contaminantes en todo el país y ahi can a fingir que siempre estuvieron en contra de esa tecnología culera.
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pingodapinwin.bsky.social
Recordando cuando Lorena Herrera llevo strippers al Teletón
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
En Estados Unidos obligan a sus militares a endeudarse con tarjetas de crédito para poder comprar la despensa
Ese meme de Yeonmi Park
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
marcorinaldi.bsky.social
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" 🤮🤮🤮
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Mi teoría es que ese wey tiene una mini lista de Epstein o algo porque de otra manera no entiendo por qué le siguen dando papeles en los que inevitablemente mata la franquicia
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
La verdadera inclusión forzada es Jared Leto
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
If Jared Leto cannot sell Tron and Marvel to white people, someone please explain to me why he keeps getting hired.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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julieofthespirits.bsky.social
María Corina Machado Fan? Name five European far right parties she's met with, poser!
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Recuerdo cuando el bitcoin todavía era muy nuevo y cuando preguntabas para qué lo podías usar la respuesta era básicamente “el mercado negro y lavar dinero”
augustjpollak.bsky.social
I love how the big news on Trump’s tariff announcement is how moments before he made it a bunch of people made insanely profitable shorts on crypto, a thing that Bitcoin Bros are all astounded to see happening in a completely unregulated market of a fake currency primarily used by criminals.
BREAKING: Look at this.

A new crypto account was opened yesterday morning.

30 minutes BEFORE Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on China, it added a huge multi-million dollar levered Bitcoin short position, per YF.

The market dumped.

The trader made a profit of $192 million in two hours.

Unusual. JUST IN: An anonymous trader opened massive crypto short positions just 30 minutes before Trump’s tariff announcements yesterday.

They made an estimated $192M in profits.
Someone knew the market would crash….

A Random brand new fresh wallet opened a massive $BTC short just 30 minutes before Trump’s tariff announcement and this trader made $88,000,000 profits. Donald Trump needs to go to jail. He is thief, he is literally robbing people internationally. 

He announced 100% Tarrifs on China and sends the US stock market into a death spiral. 

At the same time someone put over 1 Billion dollars into crypto with orders for 100 million being placed on Ethereum and Bitcoin and other crypto currencies across the board whilst markets got wiped after what he said. Billions, and I mean fucking billions got wiped out, whilst Bitcoin had it a biggest dip ever in a single candle losing 20k per Bitcoin, Whilst alt coins lost over 60-70% of value, everyone with leverage on the market with even 2 x leverage got murdered and robbed. 

This was co ordinated, this was market manipulation with one anonymous wallet making over 200 million dollars in one day with trades showing that they knew Trump was going to announce this and crash the market.
chicxsinportico.bsky.social
Yendo a la protesta de policías a gritarles que mejor se pongan a jalar pinches chairos
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brendelbored.bsky.social
If we’ve ever needed a big ass…we’ve needed it now