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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 8h

THEY DID THE MONSTER FUCK PT 12 The British Are Coming

Hamilton would be better if it was about the founding fathers but they're all the creatures from Monster Mash. Benjamin Frankenstein, Aaron Brrrains, things of that nature

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 8h

Warhammer : D&D :: Hamilton : Ready To Die

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 20h

Putting my kid to bed explaining the entire plot of Terminator 2, he’s rapt, I’m killing it.

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 1d

This sounds like an honest mistake but the series of errors in judgement that led to me borrowing a mechanic’s tow truck to pick up a part our broken down van needed in a tiny town in the middle of Nebraska, then putting non-diesel gas in it, was truly egregious.

Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 2d

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

Love that rando diplodocus is there in the back like “Uhh hey”

༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ༻ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 2d

Sleep tight! 👁️

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · Jul 10

each and every member of this polycule owes me ONE HUNDRED! NAZI! SCALPS!

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

His descent into crankitude makes me sadder than most because it reveals how shallow I was for thinking he was brilliant in the first place, so yeah, lie down time.

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

“What if second life was cyberpunk “ ( this ones good actually)

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

“What if there was a huge conspiracy to make everyone think like a liberal but cool software guys beat them with the power of CODEz??? Also cable companies are good.”

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

“What if the only good college was a super strict jesuit one with No Girls Allowed, and they saved the world because they could still do math while everyone else was Doing Sex?”

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

“What if there were borderless nations, but racistly? That would be bad or would it?”

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 2d

We Need To Talk About Neal Stephenson.

Charlotte Swasey @charlotteeffect.bsky.social · 3d

One of the curses of being a sci-fi nerd right now is having read the same books as half the tech people who are talking up their ideas of the future, and being stuck going "hang on I know what book that's from". Today, some examples of that.

open.substack.com/pub/cauldron...

Using Sci-Fi to Understand the World

No, not because it’s scary accurate, because half the people building the future have read the same books

open.substack.com

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 3d

😍Thank you Matt! Unfortunately we are boycotting Spotify at the moment but I will eat that up once we get those damn ice ads off there.

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 3d

How do I start a league like this Rusty serious q

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 3d

Donate if you can. My donation is to promise here that if I ever run into ICE in the wild I will taunt them until they either arrest me or they literally become corncobs.

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not going back to Horny Jail you won’t take me alive

Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 4d

I love the show but you’re dead on about the flaws. This is why the best characters and seasons are when the show focuses on the stories of non-cops and non-criminals: dock workers, schools, junkies.

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 4d

OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify

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Chomp 𓄁 @chomptank.bsky.social · 4d

Literally hairbrained

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 9d

ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…