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Christopher Swartout
@chrisswartout.bsky.social
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DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · Mar 3
My band Loaded has released our first album in 19 years today. Take a listen! Available on all your favorite music streaming platforms. Here is a Spotify link.
Start Again
Loaded · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 4h
It was a hell of of a game. Both teams had their chances. Even I, a Guardians fan, was feeling the stress.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 12h
This fucking game is going to end on a balk, isn’t it?
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 13h
Insane.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17h
Getting traded from Cleveland stung. He liked playing there.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17h
That is a really tepid response. Not good. WGN is owned by Nexstar, which could explain things.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17h
They are correct.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17h
The use of the long lenses on the car sequence was beautifully disorienting.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 20h
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 20h
Nick Lowe for the win always. Though I to this day still don’t know exactly what “And So It Goes” is all about. But it’s a banger!
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 1d
He's truly one of the great American journalists.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Jason Isbell.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
He and John Prine both dying early in the pandemic was a true gut punch.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Also reminded me of "Shut up and dribble."
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Stock up on Yorkshire Gold while you're there.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Was that hashtag intentional?
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Ice cold and perfect
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Amen brother.
Spike Lee sad Asshole Yankee fan sad Bereft Yankee fan Yankee fan has given up
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
O Canada!
Our home & native land True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
X2.
Anxious Yankee fan Nervous Yankee fans
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Adding to the pile.
Sad spike Lee at the Yankee game
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
4-1 now. So good.
Upset Yankee fan
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
This is giving me life.
Angry Yankee fan Sad Yankee fan Despondent Yankee fan
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
That error was “Jazz hands”
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Is that critical Yankee error “Jazz hands?”
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
With a little Jazz hands.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
Yankees suck