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Chris Szego
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Working on it. Mostly books and chocolate.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 6h
My poppy count ticks ever upwards. I think I kept the last one for maybe two hours.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 1d
If you need a bookstore reference, we'd be happy to provide one.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Thanks for an incredible season (and an intense cardio workout) Blue Jays. You fought all the way to the end, broke a bunch of records and had a good time doing it.

We're proud of you.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
good gods I might actually die
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Yes. Let's say MOSTLY decent.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Unlike!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Collective anxiety is right. TENSION!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Right? Time to leave it all on the field. Everyone can pitch. EVERYONE! You get three batters! And YOU get three batters!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Apparently Yesavage is warming up in the bullpen...?

I actually said that half an hour ago. "Put them all in. Put Trey in! He'll enjoy it!"

...do I get royalties?
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Word.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Thankfully baseball fighting is usually milling around with growly faces.

Not sure I have the emotional stamina for this.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Right? Don't make me turn this car around!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
It's crying. There's no CRYING in baseball. Fighting, eh.

(though there shouldn't be. Apology not incitement when you hit someone, dude)
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
Obviously, I want the Jays to win. But this has also been a truly enjoyable World Series. Good baseball, well played, by two teams who seem a) to be enjoying themselves, and b) behave like decent people.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
👀!!!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d
I'm coming to the conclusion that I was not built for prolonged baseball tension.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
Of course he is-- obviously it's your fault. 'Feed me! Wait, are trying to poison me?! EEeevil! I'M HUNGRY!'
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
Did you get lots of cuties?
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
I am not built for this kind of tension.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
I've always resented days when you need both an umbrella AND gloves but it's particularly mean-spirited on Halloween.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
He looks younger with a batting helmet on.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 4d
Oh no. It's 'Unhappy with this food' time again, is it? Poor orange muffin.
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 5d
Sho-hey Oh-tahn-ee, I think. But the H is more a breath than a firm sound. And all the syllables get the same amount of emphasis.

Another way to pronounce it: "handsome and talented".
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 5d
The last half inning felt SO MUCH MORE stressful than it needed to be!
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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 5d
I was there too! And honestly, looks like I wasn't too far away -- you're in the 200s, yes?