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Ghosty Admiraal

@christyadmiraal.bsky.social

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Lovable scamp living in Brooklyn (sorry). Digital publishing guy at JABberwocky. Mostly silly on here. She/her.

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · Sep 6

My account is not for guys who mention military service and/or proud fatherhood in their bio with a lopsided following/follower ratio. It is for people who enjoy sandwich talk and/or when Mark Ruffalo emerges from behind a carousel in NOW YOU SEE ME. Thank you

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 5h

I laughed so loudly at Pamela Anderson's line about writing true crime novels from stories that she makes up in her head and then again at the explanation of TiVo that I was genuinely embarrassed in the theater

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 6h

Are you there on business

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 6h

I hate how this is how I'm finding out it's pronounced like that

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 12h

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 1d

Nice joke you’ve got there. Be a real shame if I repeated the content of it back to you with aggressively pedantic sincerity.

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 15h

I didn't know he'd done that, let alone successfully!

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 18h

The words "literary" and "literature" mean too many different things. Literary fiction? That's just fiction. Genre literature? That's just fiction with dragons and/or robots. American Literature 217? That's just a class I accidentally failed freshman year because I forgot to drop it

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 1d

(by which I mean I made someone get it for me for my birthday)

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 1d

There are a couple sites that make incredible Sopranos shirts and the second I saw this one I was LOCKED IN

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 1d

I'm worried this isn't reaching the audience it deserves

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 1d

This shirt is always funny but today it is at its funniest

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 1d

Best sign at the race yesterday had to be "You're doing more in a 5K than they've done in five years." The collective fundraiser of individual participants raised $1,672,281 so I'm going to go ahead and assume that's true

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 2d

This is still the best thing that's ever happened on reddit, full stop

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 2d

Uhhhhh my mom? I guess? What the hell, strangers on the internet?

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 2d

If you want buffalo tendies badly enough they should just materialize in front of you

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who donated! It was a wonderful race!

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 3d

Need a Drag Me to Hell spinoff about the restless spirit carrying a trombone

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 3d

It should be illegal to start a house party that late if you're over 35

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 3d

Gaza 5K is tomorrow and I got invited to a party that *starts* at 9pm tonight, which obviously means 9:30 arrival at the earliest, and I hope they're looking forward to seeing me for the 15 minutes I'll have before I need to leave to go to bed

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 3d

Hbd Joe, you're good

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 4d

You can't prove to me that Andrew Cuomo has ever once been on the New York City subway, to say nothing of buses, which he has also never been on

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 4d

Identifying with Sherman on a profound level

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 5d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 5d

One guy was real hot

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 5d

It helps a lot that he's kind of a shit

Ghosty Admiraal @christyadmiraal.bsky.social · 5d

God, I hate rock and roll