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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Nov 22

⠀
⠀(⠀ it appears they have )
⠀( ⠀ taken our legs right )
⠀( ⠀ out from under us. ⠀ )

❝⠀quite IMPRESSIVE, really.⠀❞
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⠀⠀ #sonicrp ⠀⠀ #mvrp
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 15

I’m Hebrew. I don’t believe in that ‘gaia’ nonsense.

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 15

Are we /really/ queershaming Sonic? In the year of our Allah, 2025?

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

Unfortunately, we only carry the mind virus as suppository capsules right now…

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

Now, now… let’s start the treatment! An injection of YOLK MIND VIRUS should fix you riiiight up…!

ORBOT LOOMING OMINOUSLY (art by hydroxian)

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

Now, according to this paper, you have ‘terminal wokeness’. That’s terrible. We’ll get working on that post haste.

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

Hello, Sonic. I’m Orbot. And I will be your doctor for today.

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

What was his problem

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Apr 9

Get cubot away from the items of divine might. He can’t handle that responsibility. Don’t make me mention the time he got the anti gravity hat

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 12

[ looking at freetun with his beady eyes ]

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 12

Seems you were right as usual, Cubot— I haven’t heard a PEEP about the race in two weeks! Who could’ve seen this coming?

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 8

hurry UP, cubot! dare i say mecha sonic is about to generate our prompts!

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 8

[ chewing on his ‘fingernails’ ] oh, I do hope mecha sonic makes it out of there …. The belly of the beast…

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 7

I don’t— I just don’t understand it! What prompt did Groknik get to become so frenzied?! And who could have done such a thing to our beloved Groknik?!?

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 7

[ signing the cross on his ‘chest’ ] [ waiting in trepidation ]

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🍂⋆ BASH. ⋆🍂 @bashthebaphomet.bsky.social · Feb 5

Its like if you put booty sauce on a rancid plate of atrociousness

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 7

WE NEED HIM TO STOP oh my GOD, OUR ENERGY BILLS!!!!

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Feb 7

WE NEED FK SHUT OFF GROKNIK. HE’S EATING TOO MUCH POWER

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Jan 30

(( where.

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Jan 30

Also sorry for necroposting boss. I thought that said 2 hours old, not months, at the time I selected it

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍DOCTOR ...「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」 @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social · Jan 26

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Jan 30

Dr Eggman sir we’re doing our muppets bit. Another sonic riders tournament storyline has hit the literate towers

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍DOCTOR ...「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」 @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social · Nov 12

「 🥚 」 Hello! Yes, this is actually THEE ingeniousmadman official bluesky. I have no plans of moving here ATM. I just wanted to pre-order my name and layout.

Feel free to follow and retweet!

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Jan 30

(( well technically you can’t but you can make a custom feed for us but idk how to do that

orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · Jan 30

(( you don’t.