I've tried those protective seat cover things and they work it's just weird how like as soon as you sit down some guy's knocking at the stall door asking what your name is and if you want to join the Rotary Club
I accidentally bought the seasoned salt with 25% less sodium a few months ago and I'm keeping it just in case. I hope to God we never live in a world where I feel compelled to open it.
America 2026: [John Thune frantically changing Senate rules so Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand can provide the two votes Republicans need to pass Chuck Grassley's ethanol bill from inside a train bound for the gulag]
The local ABC affiliate in Pittsburgh ran a story last year about a medbed facility located in a Wyndham hotel an hour north of Pittsburgh. Pretty bizarre stuff.
Pam: I have reviewed over 30 statements and posts saying that, essentially, “same old story as last time, all talk, no action. Nothing is being done. We can’t delay any longer, it’s killing our reputation and credibility. ROY COHN MUST BE EXHUMED AND PUT IN A MEDBED, NOW!!! President DJT
It's a shame Undercover Boss didn't last long enough to run an episode where a CEO poses as an inmate working a remote customer service job from behind bars
Lots of megachurch pastors will try to fake their own Raptures but they'll eventually get caught when they take their BMWs to the dealership for the routine maintainence they need to do to preserve their limited powertrain warranties
Boomers and News Corp. employees will make it through the Rapture pretty much unscathed and post-Rapture news headlines will all be like "Only One NCIS Star Was Raptured and Fans Are All Saying the Same Thing"
I know this is a joke but I would argue that at least part of that 90% should go in the asymmetric accountability column. The media and voters just don't punish Republicans to the same extent they do Democrats for inflation or any other policy failure or political scandal.
