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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Feb 10

Lol, it's too much drama, I decided that it's better not to bother dating them at all because it's either people are married or not

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Jan 11

Free!!!

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Nov 23

What is wrong with smoke signals or beating the drum on a hill? Why must we talk?

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Nov 13

That stud😂

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Nov 11

If I ever have a baby it will be for the cuddles.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Nov 10

Makadini Baba. Hey Sazi. How are you doing?

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Nov 10

@nyashadaniel.bsky.social dude that's legit my Dad's name, was shocked he somehow became Internet savvy enough to wrongle am invite when he avoids social media like the plague. Ndarohwa nebuka for a moment there

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 31

My pick is so random and I realise the book is short. I can finish 73 pages tonight, goodie! I hate leaving a book halfway. I hope it is good.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 31

It has been about 4 months since I read a book and the little girl in me weeps. My eldest niece was so engrossed in her novel today, I am inspired. I need to take a mental and emotional holiday from my life for a few hours, so I shall read a book. This is my form of escapism, it's painless

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 25

My nephew loves to sleep on my chest. Little man loves it there, puts him straight to sleep.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 23

Darn it 😂 that must have been one hell of a freezer

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 22

Please I need to know since I am in Harare 😂

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Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 7

Private karaoke dance night always picks me up. I am primed to be centred now

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 7

I wish the discipline I have with alcohol was the way I could control my mood, I am rock bottom today. I guess I need to practise compartmentalising because I struggle.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 7

Now I am stressed, there goes my day. I will work like a crazy person to get over it

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 6

I just heard someone blow a vhuvhuzela and I hope that there will never be another world up in southern africa in my lifetime. That was auditory torture.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 5

I have been suspecting for a while now that dairy is not my friend and I think I am willing to suffer through it because I need something for myself for now. One intolerance at a time

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 5

I was complimenting my uterus on being on its best behaviour this period and 30 minutes later it decides to literally F me up for not working toward breaking my pelvis in 8 months time. Lol it's gonna be a long life buddy, I expect the worst from you already.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 5

My neighbour is such a girlie girl, I find it cute. She calls the gardener to come remove wall spiders and geckos from her apartment while clutching her ovaries in fear. I don't care about wall spiders as long as they stay on the wall, geckos, are shown out. I need to learn to be delicate🕯️🧘🏾‍♀️🕯️

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 5

It is just past 2am and my body has decided, we want a cream doughnut. Just for clarity, I have never been able to finish a full one in one sitting. I don't like them at all but there goes my sleep. I shudder to think what it would demand if I ever got pregnant.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 4

Getting back to thigh chaffing weight, I need to respect myself and really work out. This is not cute at all.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 4

Whoever or whatever told mosquitoes they have talent, lied

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 2

So it's about time I started making F you money. Can you work it sis

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 2

Another one bites the dust. But the silver lining is I now understand what the problem is.

Nyasha Clesby @clesby.bsky.social · Oct 1

I keep telling myself to write this down;

Make sure you can hear yourself think.