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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · 9h

The most shocking thing about the news of his death is that he was 84. I genuinely thought he was two millennia old demons, born and raised in the depths of hell, on earth in a suit doing a trench coat bit to bring suffering to all mankind.

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · 19d

There’s a joke somewhere about a car with an ice themed name doing the damage, but I can’t think of one. We may just have to settle for any non-EV car

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · 19d

You can’t just build a titanic themed hotel call Unsinkable and not expect a world record sized piece of hail to smash the shit out of it

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Sep 29

Gov Bill Lee,

Send a single platoon of National Guardsmen to Memphis. Just one. A group of vehicle engineers. Send them to MATA to fix the fucking trolleys. If they bring the trolleys back to the streets of Memphis, they will leave heroes and you will never lose another election.

Thanks!
Memphian

cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Sep 26

I am so excited to watch this

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Aug 22

@senatormeow.bsky.social make me watch old bug Christmas movie!!!!

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Aug 11

It’s noon on Monday and the Hookah/Slushie bar on Main is blasting the KPop Demon Hunter soundtrack for all to hear. Vibes

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Aug 2

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jul 23

Apropos of current events from a city in which I no longer live and a profession I no longer practice: you could endorse multiple candidates. You could say “hi, both of these candidates are good and you should pick one”. You are not an ally worth having if you constantly tell your allies to eat shit

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 30

If the patio wanted to minimize risk of a car running into it, it should have been further back from the lane. A bike lane, on street parking, a sidewalk, and foliaged setback simply isn’t enough to warn a car that your patio isn’t the proper path of travel.

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 30

Real Columbus OH energy in Memphis this morning.
www.commercialappeal.com/story/news/l...

Car crashes into Celtic Crossing patio in Memphis, damages restaurant

The driver of the vehicle was transported to the hospital in non-critical condition, Memphis police said.

www.commercialappeal.com

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 24

I’m so ready

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 22

Wait, at what is now Iuka Park Commons????

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 18

Good times

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 12

Excited to meet the woman of my dreams; she’s the one also excessively searching “which toilet paper doesn’t leave paper bits on butthole? But no actually I don’t want any paper bits on my butthole” at 3am

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 8

To Zanzibar! To see the Zanzibarbarians!!!!

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Jun 1

Give me more movies. Give me worse movies. Make me question if not getting fired is more important than a little trinket. Make me find the spirit of Christmas!!!!

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 17

Maxing out 3 different cards to vote for a parody of She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy that is just the same song but with polka vibes

cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 17

USA could consistently place in #Eurovision and increase our world standing by sending The Lonely Island guys or Weird Al, but we would do dumb shit like sending Morgan Wallen and using all of our votes for Israel. Probably for the best that we stay out…

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 17

An Estonian singing in Italian and doing a goofy dance about loving to drink espresso machiatos is the correct way to do #Eurovision

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 5

The fact that they believe $1k is enough incentive for literally anyone proves that these are truly the dumbest people alive

Politico @politico.com · May 5

DHS will offer a $1K stipend to migrants who self-deport.

DHS will offer a $1K stipend to migrants who self-deport

The announcement comes as the White House ramps up pressure on migrants to facilitate self-deportation with the CBP Home app.

www.politico.com

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 5

Ginther born to play Brave Sir Robin

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · May 1

There is a broad range of 🙄 stupid to 😬 thaaaats not cool in those flavor names, but I would absolutely have bought an “I hate the French vanilla” as a bit

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Apr 29

“Happy work anniversary to Jackie Chan” is the content LinkedIn needs

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cleverleftist.bsky.social @cleverleftist.bsky.social · Apr 9

Daily struggle

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