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@clobbahingking.bsky.social

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You’ll holler ‘n hoot! I’ll give Kirbeh da boot! Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social MUN & Muse are 18+ LEWD AND MINORS DNI Not affiliated with Nintendo or HAL Laboratory #MVRP #KIRBYRP #SFWRP #PARODYBSKY #PARODYSKY #RPSKY

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 20

((NEW PINNED!))

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

TW: Disturbing content

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jul 10

WHO OUT HERE HAVING HOT STEAMY SEX NOW??

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ON HIATUS @sketchedhero.bsky.social · Jun 30

“Uhhh… good morning everyone! I was going to start off my day by playing one of your “video games”, but I got a weird error. I made a post about it earlier. And what does that code translate to?”

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 30

NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU PALOOKAS KIDNAPPED THAT FUNNY DRAWING GUY?!

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

OH SHIT THAS ME

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’M DA GREAT KING DEDEDE! THE FINEST KING IN DREAMLAND!

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

WHY AM I GETTING HARASSED?!

ON HIATUS @sketchedhero.bsky.social · Jun 26

“FUCK OFF YOU OBESE BIRD.”

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

DID NOBODY MISS ME???

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

DID NOBODY MISS ME???

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Jun 26

I FORGOT TO GET MORE CHIPS WHATD I MISS??

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 27

“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FO THIS!”

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 27

*KABOOM!*

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𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 17

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 27

“…go ahead an try it and see what happens…”

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 27

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 25

Kirbeh… do me a favah and grab me a nice cool glass of watar

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 25

"You okay..?"

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 25

They aren’t? Huh. Good thing I kept a spare bag in ma pocket! Let’s see how HOT these babies are!

(Not even 2 bites in…)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MA MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 25

"Wasn't that hot..."

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 25

I’m surprised you’re not even complaining on hot they are!

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 25

". . .
Ate it"

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 25

I HOPE YOU DIDNT EAT JALAPEÑO PEPPER ONES! THOSE ARE TOO SPICY!

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 25

"Ate it .ᐟ"

👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 24

WHERE’S MY CHIPS AT???

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Feb 24

"H-hai..."

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𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 @smolbluesavior.bsky.social · Jan 18

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 23

The folks at HAL should me anudda game called “King Dedede is epic and cool”. It’ll win game of da year! Kirbeh can be a supporting character, I guess.

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𝙃𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔'𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀 @kassiethekirby1.bsky.social · Jan 10

ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀✎𓂃𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀。°˖⌕

˚₊‧꒰ა ❴ threads below ❵ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

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👑DEDEDE, DA KING OF DA SHOW!👑 @clobbahingking.bsky.social · Feb 23

HEAR ME OUT. NOBODY CLOBBAHS DAT THERE KIRBEH EXCEPT IF I TELL 'EM TOO! UNDERSTOOD?!

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