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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 12h

LinkedIn started out as a place to let a broader audience know about your professional skills and now apparently it’s where you let the world know you’re unemployable because you’re such a moron.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 1d

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 1d

Boobs

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 4d

He hit that ball like it killed his dog

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 4d

Trick question. Sugar Boo was named in the NBA/mob gambling investigation

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks for finally waking the fuck up, Carney.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

So, how does this create less government bureaucracy again?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

I originally read it as she got mad you went and got lunch when you had all the bacon available.

Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

At which part?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

So your solution to less government and bureaucracy is a system where each individual needs to obtain a licence to bang.

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 5d

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

To paraphrase John Goodman, $500k a year is “fuck you” money

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 5d

Is it gay to breathe?

Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 6d

It’s also when the “regular season doesn’t matter” kicked into overdrive which sucked any fun out of following the Leafs as a hobby.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t know who that is but since he’s in Montreal what was their stance on calling the Habs “Canada’s Team” during their cup run?

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 7d

His greatest qualification for the Leafs job was that he was available when they fired Keefe, which is also how Treliving got the job.

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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 7d

The canary in the coal mine moment was when they had five of their top seven forwards on ELCs, Kadri and Rielly on extremely team-friendly deals, a bonafide #1 goalie in Freddy, and they put all their cap space into Marleau and Zaitsev.

That was seven years ago.

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