Clark
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Clark
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I just wanna shit talk the Leafs in peace.
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LinkedIn started out as a place to let a broader audience know about your professional skills and now apparently it’s where you let the world know you’re unemployable because you’re such a moron.
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
He hit that ball like it killed his dog
Trick question. Sugar Boo was named in the NBA/mob gambling investigation
Thanks for finally waking the fuck up, Carney.
So, how does this create less government bureaucracy again?
I originally read it as she got mad you went and got lunch when you had all the bacon available.
So your solution to less government and bureaucracy is a system where each individual needs to obtain a licence to bang.
To paraphrase John Goodman, $500k a year is “fuck you” money
Is it gay to breathe?
It’s also when the “regular season doesn’t matter” kicked into overdrive which sucked any fun out of following the Leafs as a hobby.
I don’t know who that is but since he’s in Montreal what was their stance on calling the Habs “Canada’s Team” during their cup run?
His greatest qualification for the Leafs job was that he was available when they fired Keefe, which is also how Treliving got the job.
The canary in the coal mine moment was when they had five of their top seven forwards on ELCs, Kadri and Rielly on extremely team-friendly deals, a bonafide #1 goalie in Freddy, and they put all their cap space into Marleau and Zaitsev.

That was seven years ago.
*against someone other than the Ottawa Senators
The Kawhi shot and the Raptors championship definitely up there
Clap clap clapclapclap
Didn’t you have fun booing Gretzky during the 4 Nations? Let’s run it back!
Forget the Kendrick vs Drake angle, this is the first time a Toronto and LA team have met in the playoffs since 1993.

Somebody get Vladdy a Gilmour jersey.
Not much of a baseball guy but coming in to strike out the side to clinch the series is an absolute badass thing to do.
Mitch Marner Ewing Theory confirmed