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Dan Thomas
@coachthomastech.bsky.social
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STEM & PBL educator | LEGO Trainer | AI in Ed | Helping teachers make learning hands-on, playful & real-world ready! 🧱🚀🎯 Podcast Host: TechEdClubhouse
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Taking a week to breathe, reflect, and enjoy the start of this new chapter—retirement. No posts, no podcast, just peace. Be back soon, recharged and ready.

#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
Day 165. My wife and I took a thousand Mile road Trip to visit our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way out

I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
Day 151 My wife asked me the other night why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

I said because they all have phones
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X-Factor Edu Kids Books in 2025!
Proud to release 3 heartfelt stories that help kids discover about who they are and the community around them. These aren’t just stories, they’re invitations to connect, reflect, and grow.
Learn more at : xfactor.link/books

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Day 147. My wife asked me if I could clear the table last night

Had to get a running start but I made it
Day 144. I've got the memory of an elephant

I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
Day 143. Sorry we don't serve Time travelers here

A time traveler walks into a bar
Day 141. Don't use double negatives.

It's a big no no
Day 140. Yesterday I tried to explain the definition of what a palindrome is to my students

But they got it all backwards
Day 139. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of the thesaurus tipped over on the freeway this morning

Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
Day 138 what's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?

The direction the first letter is facing
Day 136. A man walks into the library and asks for a book on the laws of probability

The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
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Sir Prise and THE BRIDGE OF INGENUITY is LIVE
By @coachthomastech.bsky.social

A playful tale packed with #STEM learning, problem-solving, and the power of perseverance.

Check it out at: www.xfactor.link/prise

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Day 134. Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Yeah, neither did he
Day 133. I always try to carry my ukulele with me

So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
Day 132. Nurse comes in and says," doctor. There's a patient that says he's invisible."

The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
Day 131. A concerning fact about geese is that they don't even have an elementary level of education

Maybe that's why they're so silly
Day 130. I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day

It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
Day 129. A friend asked, "What are your dogs' names?"

I replied," Calvin and Klein."

He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

I said," Yup. they're boxers."
Day 128. My twin brother called me from prison the other day and he said, "you know how he always finish each other sentences...."
Day 126. Saw a late night infomercial last night for a brand new knife

The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
Day 125. One of the best parts of being a parent is teaching your kids life lessons. The other day I taught my daughter what bargain meant.

She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
Day 120. According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles.......

Never get over it
Day 119 I was watching a live stream of the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the guy on the triangle disappeared...
Day 118. I saw my wife yelling at the TV," don't go in there. Don't go in the church. You moron."

She was watching our wedding video again