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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa

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From ordnance to drowning, my trauma knows no bounds! Need designs in an active warzone? I trade designs for info(ordnance). Sellin on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/PrintDisBitch MILDLY ARTISTIC MILLWRIGHT Author of ‘Warheads for Foreheads’ He/They

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 6h

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 7h

a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd with the word wat on her face .

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd with the word wat on her face .

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 11h

"Look I'm sure he was just mistaken! There are plenty of skull and bone designs. Even some of the totenkopf don't have Nazi connotation, let me see which....... This is the SS deaths head. This is like, the most Nazi totenkopf. Does he have brain damage?"

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 1d

Shoutout to the #NYC mayoral race!

Meanwhile #YYC is able to find out a city election was happening, get a record number of new runners, and hold the election, all during the time y’all have been schmoozing.

Wassup with that?

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 2d

Machine translation for fellow idjits like myself 😉

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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 2d

⭕️Israel claims that the wide-scale demolition of homes across Gaza is consistent with the ceasefire agreement, labeling civilian houses as “terrorist infrastructure.”

An IDF spokesperson said today:

“On Sunday around 2:30 p.m. Israel time, the IDF announced terrorists fired an anti-tank missile...

Younis Tirawi | يونس
@ytirawi
Thank you, Lt. Col. Nadav, for acknowledging that I’m a reliable source on Gaza. Unlike you, I don’t engage with propaganda.

Could you please clarify for your audience whether the injured settler private contractors including from Yitzhar are soldiers and if so, which unit they belong to?

And before that, maybe explain (with evidence please) to the homeowners of these houses in Rafah why their homes were destroyed today even that we have a ceasefire. Take your time; Maybe start with Lt. Col. Yochai Hazi?

LTC Nadav Shoshani

@LTC_Shoshani
In Israel we have a rule- don’t report about casualties before their families have been properly and respectfully notified.

Yesterday, two soldiers were killed from RPG fire by Hamas during a ceasefire.
Why is this important to clarify? Because reporters around the world use
@ytirawi
as a “reliable source” for their coverage of Gaza.

Younis Tirawi | يونس
@ytirawi
Israeli media report that a gag order has been imposed on the incident in Rafah.

I can, however, reveal one detail on why the gag order was issued:

The wounded are not Israeli soldiers, but private contractors settlers hired by the army to demolish homes in Rafah, an operation that has been underway since last week.

They were apparently destroying homes when they ran over an IED.

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 2d

This looks dope

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 2d

Ah yes, a lovely, rational, 'person'.

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Tim Ellis 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 3d

I am once again asking people not to install any kind of web-connected surveillance into their homes. If you must have a surveillance camera, do it local so only you have access to the output.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 3d

Hey shoutout to the 0 electoral candidates in #calgary for coming by to let us know about them!

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 3d

This will be a great movie someday.

“believed to have approached via the riverfront façade, where construction is underway, used a freight elevator to reach the hall, took nine pieces from a 23-item collection linked to Napoleon and the Empress, and made off on motorbikes, according to Le Parisien”

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

So what, they just smash their way in, burn everything down, and leave nothing usable in their wake?

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

I wouldn't have it any other way for #bloodlines2...

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

Look, I’m not saying I WANT to torture people, I’m just saying there are a lot that I would…

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

Illinois Nazis you say?

two men in suits are driving a car and the caption says this place has got everything .

ALT: two men in suits are driving a car and the caption says this place has got everything .

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

lol imagine even contemplating using AI to make a sequel to a movie that was so well loved for its practical effects and realistic shootout scene…

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

Nah see, you gotta suck the pepper out. Using an absorbent slice of bread, dab the affected orifice until bread is seasoned, then eat the bread.

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 4d

Romantasy writers be like:

“From the frost worn shores of the North, she was naturally adept at Bow, AND, Arrow…”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5d

(looking at me, slouched over desk) it's the freakin weakened

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 5d

Wait what!? This shit(Foquest) has LESS cotton mouth? I have like a period of 3 hours in the afternoon as round 2 rolls in where it feels like I've been tonguing hot sand.

I'll take it though, it was far more helpful than not in my case.

Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 6d

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scha·den·freu·de 💀 @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 7d

@wawawiwacomics

Dumbo squid: I ONCE SAW A HUMAN AND PEED MYSELF.

Shark: A HUMAN SAW ME, AND HE PEED HIMSELF.

Jellyfish: A HUMAN TOUCHED ME ONCE, AND HIS FRIEND PEED ON HIM.

Dumbo squid: DUDE...

Shark: WHAT?

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 7d

Just wait until onedrive steals all you know and love…

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Rev. Dr. Anne Teafa @cockatielmolotova.bsky.social · 7d

I just want to try the James Gin from James May, but I have yet to find it anywhere up here. Both the mustard and Asian parsnip sound like they would be delicious. (If you like gin, I suppose)

I do Fresca and Gin, it’s kinda like the Finnish long drink.

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