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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · Oct 17

lebians

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2h

yeah right around when i stopped two months ago pf was getting truly wretched idk what's going on

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 3h

bro hijacked me and i landed behind one of his teammates and next to a battle rifle LMFAOOOO

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 3h

they're calling it the worst hijack of all time

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 4h

haha guys people say i look like joker persona 5

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Torchbug Empress Jenny 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @captaindumac.bsky.social · 14h

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 14h

i'm so fucking tired boss

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 14h

genuinely my ideal future on halo is somebody makes a decompilation of halo 1-5 so we don't have to play mcc LMFAO

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 14h

i can just pretend helldivers is a halo game. i can just play halo reach for another 20 years.

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 14h

that announcement about the art director stepping down from halo is 100% about microsoft forcing AI onto them man somebody please free this IP

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 17h

i'd kill for an odst game set in new alexandria man

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 1d

i do think this could have been fixed pretty easily by just having an xp bonus for getting medals.

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

like. barely 6k xp for all of this is so fucked up man LOL. YOU CAN GET 10K PER GAME FOR DRIVING IN CIRCLES.

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

big question. your favorite halo game rn.

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

FUCKKK i hardly have been doing the thunderbowl lately i've just been doing squad/invasion like a jackass. the circle driving thing was so mindnumbing it made me wanna die

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

but yeah halo infinite's grind feels infinitely more like a slog way more than 5 and reach. mostly because the xp system was rushed and it's just your match score LOL. no bonuses for sprees/multikills. going on a 50+ rampage rewards less than driving in circles for 10 minutes.

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

deadass if there's no extra reward like halo 5 i might end it all

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

im almost halfway through diamond. once i get to onyx it will be a god damn obligation to hit max rank

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

great news guys only 3k more matches of halo infinite before max rank. we are getting there.

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

finding games is a little difficult but thats to be expected at 1PM on a random wednesday. i'll probably look again later tn

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

just remembered that the xbox cloud exists and you can play halo 5 with it. i am going to live.

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Silvia (Comms Open) @silviafoxtris.bsky.social · 2d

For my gorgeous wife who I love a lot ❤️

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Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

COME ON BABY. COME ON.

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 2d

halo 5 pc save me. halo 5 pc at the end of the month save me

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 3d

i think it's partially just due to pf being especially awful recently like holy shit doing it for necron sucked the soul out of my body for a fight that's so unfathomably easy. i should probably be focused on getting max rank on infinite anyways

Cakes @coffeecaked.bsky.social · 3d

genuinely forgot there was an xiv patch. uaghghgh i'll probably do the ex and deep dungeon later on i do not feel like playing ffxiv rn. i log in. i take my pictures of kirby. i play halo/helldivers.

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