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Colin Jeong McKnight

@colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social

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Married for five years. Born in South Korea, raised in Tennessee. Presently living in Utah. A fan of camping during any season. Psychologist. 28 years old. I'm a new uncle with a 14-year old kid brother. My husband Kevin's a pretty cool guy. NO KINGS.

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 4d

Had a great time in Salt Lake and Ogden today! Met a lot of cool people. Thousands of patriotic Americans, standing united. I'm proud to have been one. It will be a long road yet, but it must start with us.

Tonight, dinner and a movie, then camping with the love of my life. #NoKings

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 44m

Mike has such a small Johnson that he suddenly forgets what's going on whenever someone asks him something that would incriminate his orange deity in any way.

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 50m

A good reporter would tell the president to NAME ONE president who's been asking for a ballroom like this.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1h

One of my earlier video game memories was the rush I felt as a little boy storming Dollet during the SeeD exam. My dad had to help me figure out how to beat Elvoret.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2h

Now wait just a minute! Those ghosts have ears!

That's freakin' adorable. Give them all a little scratch behind the ears for me.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2h

Or rather, Ka-MAH-la Harris, cuz MAGA never could bother to get her name right. I mispronounced it once, back before I really knew who she was. After that, I always got it right. It's not that hard.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2h

I remember the first time I saw this woman, on an interview with some news channel. She was being questioned about Trump -- this was during his campaign -- and while she was telling her lies about Trump, she made sure to tie it to Harris. "Yes, so-and-so, unlike Kamala Harris, who ... " and so on.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 4h

Those poor children. They have three. (Just looked it up on Wikipedia.)

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 18h

He's married? Someone willingly taps that??

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 20h

I'd take a part time job at Madam Lapushka's just so I could arrange items on the shelves. That minigame was my favorite in the entire Layton saga. I was quite fond of the rabbit theater, too.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

Steve Bannon. Dude thinks he's so much more important than he actually is.

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

I thought he was broke.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

He and his stupid angry face don't scare me anymore. Hey, I wonder if he could pass the fitness test that apparently a major portion of ICE is failing (even though they lied on their applications).

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

Cool shield! It reminds me of the Lynel shields from Breath of the Wild. They have sharp edges as well so that they actually do damage when Link's parrying an attack.

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

I remember. He's the one who was rifling through papers saying "There's gotta be something here we can use against these scumbags," like a secret plan to overthrow the government would be there in plain view (cuz of course that's what Trump would do) and that he'd be smart enough to recognize it.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

I hate that I have to ask this, but ... really? Because it both wouldn't surprise me in the slightest yet somehow simultaneously seems too outrageous even for her.

Who are we kidding? Of course she did. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Kayleigh McEnany.

Nah, let's bring back Jen Psaki.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

Did these stupid people ever think to ask WHY we were protesting?

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

Blake? What the fuck? I know him!

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 1d

15 push-ups, 32 crunches (they're not "sit-ups;" those are for pansies like ICE), and a mile and a half in 14 minutes? I could do that with one hand behind my back.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2d

That's nice, Georgie. Do let the door hit you on your way out.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2d

She must go to another school.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2d

It wouldn't surprise me if the Orange One did that.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 2d

That's a lot of names. Many of them are just fun words to say, too. Like schnooks. I might have to make that one part of my everyday vocab.

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 3d

But apparently presidents have been asking for it for 150 years? Or something.

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Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 3d

Doh! AHEM. We'll just ... uh, pretend I didn't say anything. State secrets and all that. 😁

Colin Jeong McKnight @colinjeongmcknight.bsky.social · 3d

Is that why Charlie Kirk was killed, though? We don't actually know what was going through the killer's mind.