@colonus.bsky.social
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Recovering Classicist. Greek Tutor and teacher.
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'I can't express how little I care that it's your birthday.'

'I will outlive all of you.'

'Cruelty is the default mode of nature.'

All things I've said to a bunch of 12 year olds this week. Teaching is wild.
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I told my students there are two basic plots in tragedy: 'Faafo' and 'shguti'. Respectively 'Fuck around and find out' and 'Shit happens, get used to it'.
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You were always a certainty.
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'Syllabus'?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I've just shown a bunch of 16 year olds a movie where David Lynch interrogates a talking monkey about a murder involving his ex-girlfriend (a chicken called Tootatabon).

Are you as shocked as them?
colonus.bsky.social
In your own files? What about the copy you submitted? Is it available through the college library?
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I would echo much of the advice here, although I would caution against Smithfield. Southside, Stephens Green or Merrion Sq. as focal point.

Buswell's Hotel is excellently situated, a very old-fashioned smaller hotel. Not necessarily the cheapest, but you'll be shocked at room prices here generally.
colonus.bsky.social
Why are all your suitcases so big? Are people packing multiple down jackets or something?

Currently on a train and watching a procession of cargo crates on wheels failing to navigate the aisle through the carriage...
a man standing in front of a sign that says ' ss air '
ALT: a man standing in front of a sign that says ' ss air '
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Regarding the Kimmel situation, an overlooked but urgent cause for concern is the fact that nobody seems to know what 'preempt' means. From the initial statement by ABC or whoever, to actual journalists deploying the word in the same incorrect sense, the implications for modern literacy are dire.
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What movie do consider to be perfect?

If you know, you know. It's the vibe.
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I mean, he's not wrong. He's not saying what he thinks he's saying, but he's not wrong.
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I'm shocked! (I would have bet money on 120k.)
colonus.bsky.social
Happy Birthday! Also, congratulations!
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I became a teacher for three reasons: to set up course management systems, worry about AI dissolving my profession, and be broke in my 40s.
colonus.bsky.social
'Mark Strong's voice coach inviting me to see him play Oedipus on Broadway' was not on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are...
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colonus.bsky.social
Not sure I'm qualified for this job. I wonder if they have any warehouse jobs for people with no chill?
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Psychology of Education:

'Examine Dweeks theory of normative, conformative, performative identity creation in relation socio-linguistic, socio-economic, and socio-sidereal factors; what challenges do the implications of Spoon-Marigold's transplanar model of self enactment pose to their conclusion?'
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colonus.bsky.social
If you can, make time to watch Hayao Miyazaki and the Heron on Netflix.

It's two hours long, 85% of which consists of Miyazaki at his desk or kitchen counter staring with subdued intensity into the distance.

But it's also a beautiful meditation on aging, loss and creativity.

Stunning.
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That's wonderful! Congratulations all 'round!