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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · May 23

I have no idea what I'm doing!

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 10h

WINE!!!!!

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h

Will do 😉

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h

You're doing a great job, Ness is proud of your work.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h

I honestly didn't expect this kind of behaviour from you Kaia.
This is more Ness' area of expertise.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h

Seems reasonable.
Glad you're ok. 🙃

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 13h

Eeek!
Why would you do that?
Hope it's not too serious.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 13h

We all had fun, the beach is enormous and was deserted. I'm all good, ish. Thanks M.

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 13h

I approve this message.

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h

Ahh.
Last time Ness and I went out, she only took the macro lens, and all the best shrooms were on high branches, so we couldn't get close enough for good shots.

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h

Looks it.
The porcelain gills are so damn photogenic too.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h

That's very nice! Good work Sophie!

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h

I mean, I can probably get her to make some, whether any of it gets past me is a different story.
Now I want toffee too. The kind that breaks your teeth!

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

Yet still doing all of the tasks!

a man with a long beard is standing in front of a table with the words nailed it .

ALT: a man with a long beard is standing in front of a table with the words nailed it .

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

Night buddy, thanks for keeping me smiling today.

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

Shit. I've been outta the north so long, I forgot it existed.
Now I need to convince Ness to make some. 🙃

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

You can add that to the key turning. 😉

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, a mliko is a bit much. 😬

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h

Oh definitely, was it the same barman who didn't know how to split a bill in half?

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

You should look into a 'mliko' pour from Czechia.
There should always be 'ahem' two fingers worth of foam, imo.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

If that were in Belgium, or various other European countries, it would be considered a beautiful pour.
Just saying, you know, different strokes etc.

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

Went for a walk on the beach with the canine idiots.
Fun was had.

2 dogs on a beach, waiting for me to throw a ball.

Dave, a dog, is lying in a body of water on the beach, waiting for me to throw a ball

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

And who said men can't multitask?
Smashing it outta the park dude!

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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

Excellent, because I'm fucking awful at thoughtful and considered. 🙃

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

Nice!

Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h

This is what I should've said, instead, I mentioned shit sandwiches, now I've done it again.
Dammit.
Neil, just pretend I said something thoughtful and considered.
🫂

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