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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked)

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📻🍎 NSFW art acct | 27 | in my mind they're switches, but in my heart i want to see lucifer plowed into the ground ✨️ (top!📻 x bottom!🍎) Patreon.com/OhSardines SFW: ohsardines.bsky.social #radioapple #nsfw BANNER @ @puzzledjasper.bsky.social‬

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Mar 6

im gonna come at yall with a very big stick shaped like a block button if you dont add your ages to your bio

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Dec 11

Hello everyone! Gentle reminder that in order to follow this account you must have an age in your bio. There's been a big influx of followers (thank you!!!), but I've noticed that this has been a persistent issue. Please remember to add some indication of age so that it's confirmed you're 18+ ❤️❤️

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 9d

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/713220...

#radioapple #radioapplensfw #RABB #radioapplebigbang2025

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 9d

"My knot is what will ensure you bear my fawns, nin emel."

Here's my NSFW piece for the RA big bang! It was such a blast getting to work with @petra4president.bsky.social and @applecrone.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

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#radioapple #radioapplensfw #RABB #radioapplebigbang2025

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

YAHH I didn't chop his sausage!! He got to keep it in the end (barely). AHHHH MIIZU 😭❤️ Right back at you!! 🥹🥺

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

DYING LMFAO

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

Thank you!! 🥹❤️❤️

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

I'm such a sucker for spiky fluff down Al's spine, urhghghfhgfd

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

AHHH thank you!! 🥹❤️❤️

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

Your honor, they're in love 🥺❤️

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

IM FUCKING DYING AT THE GIF OH MY GOD

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

It sure is! Eldritch!Al deserves it. As a treat (both for him and Lu) 💅✨

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 23d

They're out here having a good time!! ✨✨

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 27d

It's nothing personal, but I do not want to take any risks given the content of this account. I've also gone back through my blocks and unblocked those who've added their ages!

To those that have added their ages: thank you!

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · 27d

Hi hello, it's been awhile since I've gone through my followers, so I just wanted to give everyone a heads up:

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AGE IN YOUR BIO (or otherwise plainly state you are an adult in your bio), YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON THIS ACCT UNTIL IT IS ADDED.

I will be sweeping through tonight.

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Sep 12

ALSO shout out to @paperrabbit13.bsky.social for the great help with the spicy dialogue!! You're a life saver 🥺❤️

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Sep 12

This was August's NSFW piece over on patreon! I felt bad denying Luce his dick so much lately that I gave it back. Just once. As a treat. He gets to rock the full set, bb. And Eldritch Al gets a tentacle dick, cus why not?

Prompt: Eldritch Monsterfucking

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Sep 12

Luci helping his sweet, dear husband through a particularly rough rut. Eldritch Al, my beloved

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#radioapple #radioapplensfw #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer #nsfw

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Sep 5

fighting for my life trying to think of spicy dialogue

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 7

LMAO thank you!! 🥹❤️❤️❤️

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 7

Ahhh, I didn't think anyone would notice!! That one you're referring to was my first NSFW piece I posted, too 😭❤️ Thank you so, so much!

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

That gif has me ROLLINGGG LMFAO

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

🥹❤️❤️❤️

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

Gotta hold tight to keep Luci steady! 😌❤️

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

Front row seat to the show 😌❤️❤️❤️

cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

This was made as last month's NSFW patreon piece!

Prompt: Al eating a creampie out of Luci's 🐱

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cooked sardines 📻🍎 | MDNI 🔞 (Age in Bio REQUIRED or Blocked) @cookedsardines.bsky.social · Aug 6

"You are divine, starlight."

Just a man enjoying his cream-filled dessert 😌❤️

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#radioapple #radioapplensfw #nsfw

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