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All posts are satire:Especially when true #LifeIs #Satire #ASDgoofball #IDontGiveAFuck #Resists #Resist ✌️ 😂 😆 😝 ♻️ #ASDMagneto #Autism #ASD
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and after a bad beat at the blackjack table #JesusWept for he had #Failed #AISlop #Satire #LOL
Trump authorizes CIA operations in Venezuela, raising pressure on Maduro - Reuters

#News I’m sure all the #CIA operatives there in secret were thrilled by this very #PublicStatement #FFS
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. #LOL #Math #MathIsFun
Students’ math scores are improving, but reading scores remain stagnant - #Chalkbeat

#News Yeah that’ll happen when the only reading your kids do is from a screen and not actual books…

Try picking up an actual print #PaperBook sometime and do nothing but read a #Book #ReadingRainbow #ReadABook
Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins - The Guardian

#News this quote lol 🤪 WTF 🤬 When he was asked to hand over the phone’s pin, Robinson was said to have replied: “Not a chance, bruv … You look like cunts so you ain’t having it.” #TommyRobinson I mean #Wow #LOL
Trump touts shutdown as “opportunity” to cut more Democratic priorities - CNBC

#News So I’m thinking they haven’t realized yet that #ICE employees and agents are government employees yes?

@governor.ca.gov @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
National Guard collects unfavorable public input on D.C. deployment - The Washington Post

#News using the #NationalGuard to almost literally #GoKickRocks is forcing soldiers to appear useless by making them look like glorified gardeners. It is a disgusting and wholly inappropriate use of soldiers
RFK Jr., HHS to Link Autism to Tylenol Use in Pregnancy and Folate Deficiencies - The Wall Street Journal

#News I mean… What the actual fuck? #Autism #ASD
Hottest engine in the world reveals weirdness of microscopic physics - New Scientist

#News sounds like maybe try reducing or increasing the electric field less and more during different states of hot or cool. Because it sounds like that would do it in my #Maths
I see a lot of complaining… Where is the #PunkRock #Rage out of #Democrats that deep #Urge of the once great #Hippies?! Why is it none of you but a few are actually #Resisting #Resist #⭕️✌️⭕️
Transportation secretary says agency will “take over” Washington’s Union Station, a building it already owns - POLITICO

#New #Idiocracy #HeightsOfStupid I mean just… 😮‍💨 #Resist
#YES! #FuckYeah #BadAssery #AI i created an image generator within the hosted llm to do way better img gens
#SethVsGrumlins #SethVersusGrumlins #Satire #LOL @latenightseth.bsky.social grumlins, yeah, furry creatures that seth don't feed the grumlins beer after midnight... they get rowdy #AISlop #AI #DrownThemInSlop f
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#News This really happens as I recall #Satire #LOL #AI #Slop #ThatIsCool! And finally just #YESPLEASE! lol
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