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Cousin Nu’Daq

@cousinnudaq.bsky.social

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Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · Nov 12

I see I’ve got a BUNCH of new followers here on Flapper.

Welcome! If you’ve come looking for sage wisdom and exotic spices to numb the deepest parts of your cavities, then you’ve come to the right cousin!

Also, if any of you are here to see if I have your compost bin — the answer is I do not.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18h

I do my breasts!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 20h

THEN ya gotta make sure your vIghro' doesn’t get into it.

That’s like a Klingon cat.

Those guys LOVE bathtub warnog.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 20h

No word of a lie, legit did this at Ketha Lowlands Community College.

Ya gotta dice up a whole ass ton of citrus, but it in the bathtub, mix it around with a big stick, then syphon it off into buckets, put the buckets in a closet under a big lamp for like three weeks.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 1d

Spoiler:

I AM WEEDLEY’S DAD AND EVERYONE SAYS HIS NAME WRONG!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 2d

For NO REASON AT ALL.

Purely hyperbarical.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 2d

I KNOW!!!

No wonder those guys that hired us got SUPER CONFUSED when we started to take off our clothes and rub melted butter—

You know what?

I have said to much.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 2d

So wait.

You mean to tell me I’ve been using the phrase “COCKING THE TUB” all wrong?!!!?

I thought that was a Terran sex thing!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 4d

Nah man — for me, it’s all about the BJs.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 4d

Game 7 of Terran Spaceball Series.

May all glory be showered, burst after burst, upon the Blue Vajayjays!!!

I like their style!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5d

MY EFFLUENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5d

That dude was WAAAAAY into being the middle bar of the Eiffel Tower.

Like SURPRISING enthusiasm for a guy who is usually like … Teemu Selanne Odo.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5d

HAPPY HOLLOWIENER EVERYONE!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 5d

That and that guy has a MASSIVE fucking horn on him.

You wonder why Kate put up with his sour milk attitude?

That’s why.

It was like a swinging tube of Terran Newfoundlander baloney hanging there.