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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 2d

What an utterly empty and joyless life that man must have, it’s really strange behaviour. Sit down you fucking maniac

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 2d

It should be surprising how quickly they’ve dropped the lie of “ we just want to stop people coming here illegally” to “Anyone who doesn’t have an ancestor that was in the battle of Hastings must be fired into the sun”. It should be

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying you caused the problem .

ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying you caused the problem .

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 3d

The reference eludes me I’m afraid?

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 3d

I assume you mean the shallots? There are no eggs anywhere near this dish I promise

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

It is mashed potatoes with vegan butter, oat milk, pepper and smoked salt

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

Autocorrect got me, life is hard

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

I think it works really well wherever a recipe would call for beef chunks.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

It’s a standard bourguignon recipe just with portabello mushrooms and a beef replacement as the star, you could leave the beef in if you eat meat, it tastes great.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you for your service

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

Portabello mushrooms, and there’s a vegan steak substitute called juicy marbles, but you can just use mushrooms if preferred

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you, it was pretty great. Happy to share the recipe

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 5d

@pimlicat.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social in tribute to the latest Quiet riot, I was making a vegan Bourginoun while listening to the autumn episode.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 8d

There stands a man who happily pissed away any integrity he may once have held, truly pathetic fall of character. The Tories are great at turning promise into shite. Or maybe that’s just politics, who knows?

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 10d

Recommendation or commendation?

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 10d

Here’s your debate Nige, fuck off and mind your own, you sanctimonious scrotum.

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 10d

The one I mentioned is an actual film, but yours exists in the red dwarf universe so I guess we both win? Have a biscuit.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 10d

Vampire girl vs frankenstein girl maybe?

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 11d

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

ok.co.uk @ok.co.uk · 17d

Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.

Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show

Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 12d

Something something Santa’s sack

cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 13d

Piers Morgan is, has always been, and will always be, a cunt.

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 13d

Wild that his hair is thinning that much at the front already aged 19 when his dad has such a thick head of hair

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 15d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 14d

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

SHOCK POLL:
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW
IN an amazing poll conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of journalists
agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when
Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

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cptjspaulding.bsky.social @cptjspaulding.bsky.social · 15d

Man who sells bootleg dvds down the market says charging him for using copyrighted works would kill his bootleg pirating business