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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 6h

I feel like I should watch this mariners game because it’s gonna be an instant classic of tension, but I have enough tension and as soon as I turn it on the tigers will hit a grand slam and it will be over

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

They are really burning up the jet fuel tonight. Sounds from here (Multville) like there’s at least two tonight and usually their little intimidation orbit is every 15 minutes or so and tonight it’s constant.

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

The fed helicopters are _busy_ little beavers tonight. They must be pissed at being humiliated

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

Set yer VCRs, people, this one is going to be a keeper!

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

Stratigeraryic thinkin’ isn’t exactly what these people were hired for.

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

They are putting a lot of unnecessary hours on those airframes and I don’t know who does DHS’ maintenance work, but if the quality is similar to the rest of the department, sooner than later they are going to redefine “putting a bird on it” in an unfortunate way

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

Argentinian pesos. Possibly the only fiat currency more volatile than a memecoin

Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 1d

US soybean farmers finding out the hard way that "America First" was a lie

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 1d

RFKjr: Autistic people should be put in work camps. “Early” circumcision causes autism. Jews circumcise their boys in infancy.
Therefore, Jews should be….

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pumpkin spice amb 🎃 @amb.fyi · 2d

The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

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pumpkin spice amb 🎃 @amb.fyi · 1d

thank god for charter reform

Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 1d

Like I said: Kristi Noem is a liar, has no honor, and we are lucky that we have a proud protest tradition that shows this administration we are not backing down. 🫡🐸🐔

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

It was really sad that they dug up that poor woman’s bones just to arrest her, but honestly, that perp walk was unhinged (luckily Ka$h was there running behind with a broom and dustpan to sweep her back up)

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

I was about to walk out and go to the store, but I was just told that they no longer exist, so I went back inside and am waiting to slowly starve to death

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for the clarification because I almost clenched my jaw tight enough to break all my teeth

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

These mfers are going to do everything they can to try and drop nukes on us.

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

“Our location is 400 miles from any protests and it is seriously damaging our business”

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the abusive parent wailing on you for something they know you didn’t do just to “teach you a lesson” about how bad it will be if you _do_ do something “wrong”

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

She crashed into the ocean because plane broke. Mystery solved.

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

He _took_ our money. Did he ever give it back? Cos I haven’t seen that part yet

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

She is also looking awfully thin.

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

Went to Burgerville tonight and noticed they already have their seasonal Kristi Noem menu item:
A tasteless dog on white bread with mayo and a side of bitter greens. Only drink option is a cup of rancid ice

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

The only ever had one type of animal commit suicide by fence (or any other means) was a sheep, and i had more than one do so. They’re god’s little fluffy airheads, born with CTE

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

Their entire ethos is “how can we be as shitty as possible?”

Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

Gavin, take that machine gun nest!

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a fantastic four of language heroics

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Phred of pterror pterrace @crockofschist.bsky.social · 3d

I want to see that while she’s surrounded by protesters in goofy inflatable costumes to just humiliate her.

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