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David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
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Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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Yeah, I think "normal Dem ran against Collins in 2020 and got fucking smoked in a Biden+9 state" did a lot of the weeding-out
I keep having to revise my expectations downward for how hard the political media will work to find literally anything on a current or aspiring politician without a rival candidate handing it to them on a silver platter, which is really depressing as a working journalist
"How can Cuomo be so ignorant about a quintessential New York City Weirdo when he's running for mayor of New York City" is a question that kinda answers itself
He learned a valuable life lesson (always commit to the bit)
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i was rooting for him, but we have to uphold “no nazi shit” as the absolute minimum bar for entry into the democratic party
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Absolutely no thoughts happening in there.
I'd also accept "shutdown middle reliever despite objectively terrible mechanics"
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everything else apart, if you're too dumb to get your nazi tattoo covered up before you run for Senate, you're too stupid to be in public office
If people affiliated with the campaign have to fall back on stuff like this in October in the year prior to the election, you're toast, pack it in.
Graham Platner, the Maine senate candidate who's apparently going for the world Milkshake Duck record
Graham Platner went completely unvetted, part whatever-we're-up-to
Returning to the World Series for the first time in exactly 33 years, such a special moment for them
Forward progress while running backward
Society if a majority of voters had object permanence
You say that, but it's helped my mood tremendously
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I have an idea of what to do about Patullo
Phanatic needs to unhinge his jaw and eat an opposing player every HR
The real reason the Phillies lost in the playoffs is because they didn’t have one of those gimmicky HR rituals
The "who was president in 2020" of geopolitics
It's a parody of the concept of satire
He just likes the word "trade," right? That's what this is?
Ben Simmons catching strays
Police have three suspects: Lupin, Lupin, and Lupin
Of course, the only question is which one