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Crypt-Keeper Wasp
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Nobody should be concerned about the orphan baby Paca; he is my son now. He is much larger than I am but as a family we're making it work. #2025MMM
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I've gone back and forth on whether to post about this -- part of me that is so, so tired of flaying open the details of our grief just to beg the world to care.

They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.

His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.
These guys act like they've never set foot on planet Earth and we should be making more fun of them for it.
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Honestly all former and present members of the US military should probably ask themselves this more often. (PS. Sorry, not American, don't need to 'respect the troops')
What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Wait do my niche ethical stances all boil down to “the American worship of athletics is detrimental to public health, sanity, and quality of life”
Sillier perhaps, but I do believe it’s unjustifiable to shut down large swaths of a city where millions of people live, for a full day, so that some people can run a marathon.
Team Grizzly Bear passes $20 to @ldurgavich.bsky.social and says "Make it look like an accident" ;-)
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it's baby 🥹
Cooloola monsters are weird, chunky insects endemic to South East Queensland, Australia. They're probably related to king crickets (Anostostomatidae), but not much is known about their evolution. The wingless females live permanently underground. #EverydayEnsifera

📸: Visit Gympie Region
The arc of the moral universe is a warped 2x4; sometimes you have to put your entire weight on it, maybe jump up and down a few times, to get it to bend towards justice
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god i fucking hate to see all these piece of shit libs be like "Mr Hegseth SIR you are INSULTING the proud traditions of Our Men In Uniform and desecrating the memories of their many noble actions at such legendary locations as Bud Dajo, Hiroshima, My Lai, Haditha, so on, so forth"
Anyone remember that guy on twitter who was claiming that having empathy for any fictional monster/creature was weird and unnatural, and his example for something so inhuman that no civilized person could empathize with was the Brain Bug (which has the face of a sad, eight-eyed pug dog)
I'm convinced that "guys who get mad when told that Starship Troopers (1997) was a satire" are disproportionately responsible for bad takes, on any subject, on social media. This keeps bearing out time and time again
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And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November.

Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet
Corporation: We want the Internet to be scrubbed clean of icky sex so that it’s easier to advertise
Government: We want all LGBT content censored because we’re christofascists
14yo on Twitter: I don’t really like sex scenes
Social media galaxy brains: Well I know who I’M blaming for all this
The idea that kids and teens are to blame for acts of fascism and censorship because the state or corporations say they’re doing it in the name of “child-friendliness” is so ass-backwards. You’re targeting the people with the least social power in this situation.
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A tiny Jurassic pterosaur, Bellubrunnus, wingspan, less than a foot (its head is the size of my fingernail)
Every time that woman’s name comes up it should be followed thusly: “Inna Vernikov, who once brought a gun on a college campus to intimidate students”
“you haven’t sufficiently participated in the US war machine to earn an opinion” is not an argument from the left, it’s an argument from some Verhoevenesque dystopia where only those who have served the fascist state get to have a say
There is no liberal or progressive way to criticize someone for dodging the draft, are you fucking serious
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago