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Crypt-Keeper Wasp

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Mar 26

Nobody should be concerned about the orphan baby Paca; he is my son now. He is much larger than I am but as a family we're making it work. #2025MMM

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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · 10h

I've gone back and forth on whether to post about this -- part of me that is so, so tired of flaying open the details of our grief just to beg the world to care.

They killed my friend. They fucking killed him.

His wife is struggling immensely to feed their children. Anything you can donate helps.

Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · Sep 20

As Bluesky continues banning Palestinians, my friend Hani -- one of the kindest men you will ever meet -- and his family are starving on the street. Please donate if you can.

chuffed.org/project/help...

Help Hany’s Family Live

A note to charitable souls; payment by credit card is deeply appreciated but Stripe does take a 10-12% cut. If you are able to give by Paypal please consider doing so. - Sarah

chuffed.org

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 23h

Feels so cheesy to say but I'm reminded of this scene every time. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

youtu.be/Xt0Fv0W-CSo?...

Spider-Man Movie (2002) - Bridge Rescue Scene (7/10) | Movieclips

YouTube video by Movieclips

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 1d

These guys act like they've never set foot on planet Earth and we should be making more fun of them for it.

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Indrapramit Das (Offline, travelling) @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 9d

Honestly all former and present members of the US military should probably ask themselves this more often. (PS. Sorry, not American, don't need to 'respect the troops')

Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 9d

What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.

a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies

ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 13d

Wait do my niche ethical stances all boil down to “the American worship of athletics is detrimental to public health, sanity, and quality of life”

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 13d

Sillier perhaps, but I do believe it’s unjustifiable to shut down large swaths of a city where millions of people live, for a full day, so that some people can run a marathon.

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 13d

End college football.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16d

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 16d

Team Grizzly Bear passes $20 to @ldurgavich.bsky.social and says "Make it look like an accident" ;-)

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 21d

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Danna Staaf @dannastaaf.bsky.social · 23d

it's baby 🥹

Perry Beasley-Hall, PhD @pbeasleyhall.bsky.social · 23d

Cooloola monsters are weird, chunky insects endemic to South East Queensland, Australia. They're probably related to king crickets (Anostostomatidae), but not much is known about their evolution. The wingless females live permanently underground. #EverydayEnsifera

📸: Visit Gympie Region

A pale insect with tiny eyes digging underground. It looks almost like a fat potato with legs.

Source: https://www.visitgympieregion.com.au/great-experiences/wildlife/

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 24d

The arc of the moral universe is a warped 2x4; sometimes you have to put your entire weight on it, maybe jump up and down a few times, to get it to bend towards justice

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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · Sep 30

god i fucking hate to see all these piece of shit libs be like "Mr Hegseth SIR you are INSULTING the proud traditions of Our Men In Uniform and desecrating the memories of their many noble actions at such legendary locations as Bud Dajo, Hiroshima, My Lai, Haditha, so on, so forth"

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 30

Anyone remember that guy on twitter who was claiming that having empathy for any fictional monster/creature was weird and unnatural, and his example for something so inhuman that no civilized person could empathize with was the Brain Bug (which has the face of a sad, eight-eyed pug dog)

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 30

I'm convinced that "guys who get mad when told that Starship Troopers (1997) was a satire" are disproportionately responsible for bad takes, on any subject, on social media. This keeps bearing out time and time again

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Natalia Jagielska @nataliajagielska.bsky.social · Sep 27

And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November.

Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 25

@mammalssuck.bsky.social #2026MMM ?

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 24

Corporation: We want the Internet to be scrubbed clean of icky sex so that it’s easier to advertise
Government: We want all LGBT content censored because we’re christofascists
14yo on Twitter: I don’t really like sex scenes
Social media galaxy brains: Well I know who I’M blaming for all this

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 24

The idea that kids and teens are to blame for acts of fascism and censorship because the state or corporations say they’re doing it in the name of “child-friendliness” is so ass-backwards. You’re targeting the people with the least social power in this situation.

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · Sep 22

A wee dollop

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Natalia Jagielska @nataliajagielska.bsky.social · Sep 9

A tiny Jurassic pterosaur, Bellubrunnus, wingspan, less than a foot (its head is the size of my fingernail)

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Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 10

Every time that woman’s name comes up it should be followed thusly: “Inna Vernikov, who once brought a gun on a college campus to intimidate students”

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 8

“you haven’t sufficiently participated in the US war machine to earn an opinion” is not an argument from the left, it’s an argument from some Verhoevenesque dystopia where only those who have served the fascist state get to have a say

Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · Sep 8

There is no liberal or progressive way to criticize someone for dodging the draft, are you fucking serious
If your belief is “everyone should have obediently gone to fight in the Vietnam war”, that doesn’t just make you a conservative, that makes you a conservative by the standard of 50 years ago

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