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heather

@crystalscoda.bsky.social

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20. transfem. an independent voice of reason. ask me about my Bluey Hitchcock AU <3

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · Mar 17

Pregaming my Alfred Hitchcock with a little bit of Bluey!

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 13h

Finally ready to reveal my movement: #LETPENISSPEAK #ListeningAndLearning #PenisActivismSky

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · Apr 26

I'm starting a movement

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 5d

Seriously, homeslice?

Firstly, MBBA is the League they play Basketball in USA: A.K.A CHEETO COUNTRY!

SECONDLY, Bridget was always Eggs to me because I can see identifiable patterns of trauma responses, unlike you, bozo. Get some new rhetoric that isn't fascist Democrat shitcourse! #IgnoranceSky

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 5d

Im Sooing you for Robbing #BurglarySky @moderation.bsky.apps @justplainrain.bsky.social #Under-Tale

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rain @justplainrain.bsky.social · 5d

To get serious for a sec: I actually cannot play Deltarune Chapters Three and Four until we get that freaking cheeto out of the President's special little seat! #onenationundertale

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 5d

My pronouns are al/ly because i LOVE under tayle #ElectAGamerPresident

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 9d

No more pronouns humour. I'm sorry. The world's not ready for it. No more pronouns jokes! I'll be right back I need to charge my Presidential Vessel and create Hi-den, the new Joseph that will blow this joint and Honk this shit and CRUSH the Menace in the White House (Political power come from here)

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 12d

I'm going to be the world's first PRONOUNS COMEDIAN. Any jokes about pronouns, I'll make 'em! But, to be serious for a second, I do take pronouns very seriously, and respect is the key to kindness. Carry yourself with some respectabilit-she! #PronounsHumour

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 17d

I didn't write this it was a guest post by a party goer

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 17d

Kill list:

- All transphobes
- Anyone who likes Dark Side of the Moon a bit too much
- People who like

#Yeah #KillingSky #DeathSky #MurderSky

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19d

Theyliff, whack her peepee! #woke

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 22d

why does he look like harman smith

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

You might have the New Covid. Stay safe, Smurfhead.

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

New Covid variant that summons a tulpa. WATCH OUT! #covidsky #healthsky #watchoutsky #tulpasky #variantsky #RougeTheBatSky

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lamby @dozeysheep.bsky.social · 23d

electric blue smurf got me seein tulpas

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

Eating a hamburger like a girl #Don'tKnowHow #Help #Help #Help #Help

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

What are the wires about?? You're animals??

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

New Covid variant that summons a tulpa. WATCH OUT! #covidsky #healthsky #watchoutsky #tulpasky #variantsky #RougeTheBatSky

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

When I take the SCARY SHOW that makes me SCREAM #LeftWing #RightWing #Sky #SHOWERSKY #Riverdale

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

Toy Bonnaroni and Cheese #FNAF #CuisineSky #ToyBonnie #MatPatSky #Deku #Crossover #Pregnant #Hashtag

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23d

Why Asking For A Whole Tray Of Peas Is Problematic - An Infographic

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 24d

The way everyone posts on this website vibes-wise is indistinguishable from the I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member song. #SaturdayNightSky #LiveSky

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 24d

Socially pop-punk, fiscally emo 💔😥 #emosky #poppunksky #punksky

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26d

this one might be non binary too we dont know yet but we can speculate this might be a lavender pregnancy

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26d

The Girl posts in this game have been INSANE

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26d

If I'M a girlreddit, and he's a joke from The Office, then who's skeeting the post...?

heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26d

Uhm, it's my first day at chocolate ice cream school! I hope they don't find out I can't replenish it... #MyHeroAcademia