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Horny Fæg

@cumslut269.bsky.social

1.2K followers 880 following 2K posts

32 yo ~ Shit posting and horny posting ~ 21+ only DMs open (Bluesky please let us DM pics) Hot nerds are my weakness Some things I like (other than cock) are: Comics, gaming, astronomy, camping.

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · May 16

Fridays are for (sucking) fat cocks- video version

#gay #cocksucker #fatcock #girth #horny #hairy #spit #drool #callmeAgoodboy

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 24m

You can always tell when it’s meee 🥲

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 1h

Same goes for anything, tbh.

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James @yourjames.bsky.social · May 7

Hi everyone. Oomfie told me I should post another pic so here it is
#humpday #jocks

A picture from behind of a man laying on the bed, butt up, in red jocks and pulling the strap on the right side up

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 14h

Yes that’s part of the joke 😭

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 14h

You sound exactly what I would expect a guy from Wisconsin to sound like. Ooooooh you betcha

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 15h

Serves you right for peddling these disgusting “room temperature” conspiracies

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 16h

Nice guy offering nice blowjobs

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 17h

🤮🤮🤮

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 17h

a girl in a suit says you two are made for each other

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera .

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

My personal hell is watching you open room temperature cans of soda, on loop, forever.

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

Letting this video play on loop makes it seem like you are opening several cans of soda and only taking one sip. So wasteful! Where is Greta?

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

a cat with the words is this ragebait written above it

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

The only feeling tops have is the feeling of their dick sliding into a hole.

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

Oh no, the top is crying.

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

This is a flawed definition because if something is 90 degrees (well below your body temperature) it’s still uncomfortably warm.

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

Did you hit your head in the big black metal bar?

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it’s ya 🔪 final boy 😱 Nix🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 10d

i don’t think X is the place for faggots if you can’t even say faggot there 😭😭

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 18h

Hell yeah boys we scored the alt

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 19h

The meatloaf sushi did in fact taste good thanks for wondering

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 19h

I will bite you the same way I bit into that meat loaf and sushi

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 19h

At what point is your entire page just rage bait?

Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 19h

And you the same person who was repulsed by my meatloaf sushi?

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 23h

I’m sorry, I didn’t watch the Hannah Montana movie.

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Horny Fæg @cumslut269.bsky.social · 1d

Vague-posting song lyrics, are we?

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