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Carrot 😈🥕

@dacarrotdynast.bsky.social

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27/NB (Any/All) - European - I am cringe, but I am free

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · Aug 8

changed my sketch commissions to 'pay whatever you want'

let me draw your characters, please please please please

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 9h

Eying Dinkum on the switch VERY hard

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Telathiel | Tasha @telathiel.bsky.social · 15h

Please form an orderly queue to ride the Shrek princess mobile x

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 14h

How could anyone unfollow you because of this

This is art!

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 15h

a skeleton with a shield and a sword is in a dark room

ALT: a skeleton with a shield and a sword is in a dark room

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 15h

Thank youuu

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 16h

Thank youuuu

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 17h

Thank youuu

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks!

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 18h

I didnt expect the switch2 to be this big, ngl

Time to transfer my data

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 18h

Uhu

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 1d

Just string a tarp and you got a cozy, dry home!

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 1d

Blue at some point

a man is holding a large green leaf in his hands .

ALT: a man is holding a large green leaf in his hands .

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 2d

What if

I just stay in bed the rest of the week

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 4d

I forgot to take the butter out of the fridge again

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 9d

The new Katamari game lets you create your own character. We named ours "Criminal" and it has made the King of All Cosmos' dialogue ten times better.

The King saying "Unlike you, Criminal..."

The King saying "Sorry, Criminal. You're so tiny, We forgot about you."

The King saying "Are you pleased with this result, Criminal?"

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 5d

Fair, but I don’t fancy buying every album I might be interested in, I don’t got that kind of money (+ I buy physical)

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Gen @genmasho.bsky.social · 6d

A poster that says
Did you see:
-a tent in the woods?
-someone shoplifting?
-a person sleeping in their car?
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
people are struggling don't make it worse

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Making my Twitch panels

I am screaming, I love them so much already

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Nintendo announcing an Animal Crossing Update on a random Thursday

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Spotify wanted me off the family plan anyways because I moved countries

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Like, I had already been looking at smth else, but there is too much choice?

Debating Deezer and Apple Music

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Open to find alternatives

Phoenixseahorse @phoenixseahorse.bsky.social · 6d

Spotify are running ads for ICE. It also takes roughly 5 seconds to transfer your Spotify playlist to Deezer or Tidal. Just dropping those completely unrelated bits of info.

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Phoenixseahorse @phoenixseahorse.bsky.social · 6d

Spotify are running ads for ICE. It also takes roughly 5 seconds to transfer your Spotify playlist to Deezer or Tidal. Just dropping those completely unrelated bits of info.

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Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Jetten heeft gezegd dat ie iig GL/PVDA wilt hebben in zn kabinet

Niet dat die stabiel zijn na gister avond 🥲

Carrot 😈🥕 @dacarrotdynast.bsky.social · 6d

Ik had liever een links kabinet gezien

Maar D66 als de grootste heb ik liever dan PVV 🥲 nu heeft links een kans om mee te regeren, somewhat

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