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Damned Goblin

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Gross little monster hiding under the bed. I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · Aug 12

Snakes gotta crawl, birds gotta sing. Trump gotta rape cus raping is his thing.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 10h

That is a nice sentiment but we all know that he wasn't fit to serve ten years ago. Personally I would like more insight into how the Intelligence Community said "Yes Russia is definitely doing things that will affect the outcome of our elections" and yet the FEC response was *shrug*.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

At least they had skilled cinematography. The camera work was great. The Holocause denial? Not so good.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

But you can't acknowledge the women, people will figure out that you are stealing their work.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Did you say "arrested and tried for crimes against humanity?"

Sorry, I must have heard you wrong.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Well he should sue them. The prompt was clearly "How do I commit arson and get away with it."

That's straight up false advertising :D

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

This looks believable to me for the Rapist-In-Chief. I just have to assume that either he had sex with her or raped her at some point. Once he gets his, he reliably forgets their name.

Important to clarify that rape is not sex, though he probably doesn't think there is a difference.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 4d

I am still seeing some genuine sentiment in the streets.

Yesterday I saw a Charlie Kirk vinyl sticker in the back window of a truck.

Couple days ago I saw a nice in memorium. Flanked by FOUR SWASTIKAS.

So yeah, somebody gives a shit. And they scare me.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 4d

Smells like false flag bullshit to me.

I find the opposite argument more upsetting.

"My mom thinks any woman who considers an abortion should be jailed and put to death. Is that the ONLY reason she kept me?"

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah but look at who you are talking about. They lack the skillset to convincing a jury that there was a link between the shooting and the injury.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster.

Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 7d

Remember the lesson of Woodrow Wilson. If they can keep him stroked out and signing orders for two years, these chucklefucks will DEFINITELY try.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 7d

If you don't want to be hanged for treason, maybe don't do the treason-ing. Just a thought.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

Television president is a good metaphor.

The second term brings to mind Fonzi in a leather jacket and swim trunks, jumping his motorcycle over a shark in a tank.

Except that isn't fair, the first season of Happy Days was GOOD.

And Fonzi wasn't a rapist.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

That is part of the problem. It wasn't cheap. It was a huge waste of money
It was a terrible risk and threat to national security, for no benefit.
It was humiliating to people who have worked hard and risked their lives in the name of honor and duty. They were disrespected in a most shameless manner

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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 9d

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

Holy shit somebody actually found the ridiculously low bar and stepped up! How did we get here?

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 10d

Ladies, Gentlemen, and miscellaneous Brethren! This is what a TRILLION DOLLAR PAY PACKAGE looks like. Not just the most money any single person ever earned, the most money one person has ever been paid! He singlehandedly tanked the value of his company, does that not deserve ALL OF THE MONIES?

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 10d

Yet another impeachable offense that will be ignored because Tiny Johnson is just gonna shrug and say "Yeah I don't wanna." This is tantamount to Jury Nullification, but for our entire system of government.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Okay so let me get this straight. Starving kids don't matter to you. Fires don't matter to you.

What about starving kids who are also on fire? THEN will you give a shit?

Probably not. Pathetic little shit-weasel.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Well I am a filthy nasty little goblin who feeds on suffering so I would best describe my current state as "post-halloween-candy-gluttony-sugar-delirium." My eyeballs are buzzing and I think I might barf.

Could y'all bring it down a peg before I go into a coma?

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

If she did tho? Write a pulp action of Amelia whuppin Epstein ass. I would read that.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Thank you for clarifying.

I was just sitting here going "Who's this cunt?"

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

I think that is pretty rude of them to identify you as participating in Antif Anonymous. Do you not know what Anonymous means, bluey?

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it.

The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who hates the Pedo-dant more than the guy who hit them with a dead cat.

That said, stop hitting people with roadkill they tell me. Is this still America? Loosen up. And maybe get yourself some of that flea and tick shampoo, you are going to need it