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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber

@dandyfloss.bsky.social

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🌊 Cursed pirate captain 🌊 Twitch Partner 🌊 She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖼️ #artyfloss / 🔞 #dandyflirt ℹ http://dandyfloss.carrd.co 🎥 twitch.tv/dandyfloss 🐦 x.com/DandyflossVT https://captaindandyfloss.com #vtuber #envtuber NoAI ❌

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · Nov 30

~Dandyfloss, Resurrected~

Cursed pirate captain, sailing the seven seas for revenge and plunder!

🏴‍☠️Twitch: twitch.tv/dandyfloss
🏴‍☠️Youtube: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss
🏴‍☠️VODs: youtube.com/@Dandyfloss_Vods
🏴‍☠️Discord: discord.gg/dandyfloss

Oshi mark: 🏴‍☠️🌊
Fanart tag: #artyfloss
NSFW fanart tag: #dandyflirt

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 9h

BUFF WOMEN WOOOOO

Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 11h

That's the word??

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 15h

I gave birth a total of 116 times this stream. Yeah.

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404 Media @404media.co · 19h

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 23h

Alright, if they can do it, so can we

Birthing on stream now www.twitch.tv/dandyfloss

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 1d

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 1d

#twitch

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 1d

I promise this isn't cause I have two peglegs

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 1d

BUT STILL THEY COOOME

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 1d

Cake thinking everyone was gunna throw dirt at her:

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 2d

*uproots you*

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 2d

Yo that's cool!

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 2d

Do you still like 3D vtubers?

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 5d

I've always wanted to build a Breya deck, but I end up with a pile of 200 cards that I can never cut down.

Instead, I wanna ask the internet to build my deck for me. Leave a reply with a card to put in the deck 👇

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 2d

My subathon is over! It's been an amazing month and I'm so thankful for my incredible crew 🫡

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 3d

Played Magic at my LGS tonight, someone took 30 MINUTES EXTRA TIME to attempt to combo off with amulet titan, everyone was so angry at this guy wasting everyone's time all to attempt to earn a draw anyway since he was down 0-1 during all this :')

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Sus_nugs_and_toes @susnugsandtoes.bsky.social · 3d

A lil practice
#artyfloss

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

The ENTIRE film is LITTERED with product placement, and the fact he needs to order a freakin USB drive from Amazon to save the world is just so vile it rolls aorund to being hilarious

Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

I gotta rewatch the 2005 version as a palette cleanser

Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

Genuinely yeah

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

I just found out my partner has an original art of Dark Souls book from when he bought the game on day 1 of original release??? Hot damn

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

Watched the new War of the Worlds movie tonight, I took a sip of my drink every time a brand logo or name showed on screen and I ran out of drink in 40 minutes.

It's the most egregiously, offensive, money grab of a film I've EVER seen. Lazy script writing, terrible concept, waste of time 😭

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

FACTUALLY UNTRUE

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

The term "werewolf" uses the middle English word "wer" to refer to "man", therefore the middle English word "wif" referring to women means that a female werewolf should be called "wifewolf"

Pic unrelated

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 4d

AAAAAAAAAAA