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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Jan 30

I choose freedom.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Jan 30

To be groovy - is a gift

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Dec 11

What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Dec 10

I am aware of the situation.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Dec 10

Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame.

But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Dec 4

Hey all this is Eddie. I am so confused honestly and I am really regretting working here

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 24

Dan had a ton of these that went unused. I’m not nearly as funny as him, so I won’t even try. Maybe something like “When Janey forgets the prune juice from the store!” -Eddie

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 23

Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time.

The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 22

Beautiful service for a beautiful guy!

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

I hate being a [OCCUPATION]

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Bald Man Screaming

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Old person, saying something off color and irreverent

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Anyone different from me, should be killed!

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Sorry folks - Working out the kinks! -EDDIE

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Cocky want 口&エｉ7ｎ彑ｇ 14もｂ口ｏ工ｉ刀ム

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Imagine a future where this is your wife!

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Thanks to AI, death is now no different than getting a new iPhone.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 20

An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 19

Fuck yes baby you’re so hot

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 19

We have a lot of updates about Dan’s condition but are workshopping how we can best package them content-wise to make sure we get as many eyeballs as possible!

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 19

Hey y’all, just wanted to say Addie has been so great throughout this entire process. She has been texting me every day if there’s anything she can do for me while I’m at the hospital with Dan. People have been giving her a hard time back on X, but she has been a rockstar. -EDDIE

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 16

“How can Dan consent if he’s in a coma?”

Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him.

By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 16

While Dan Hentschel is in a coma, we will continue to provide his content thanks to the generative AI model developed by COCKY WANT BOING BOING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS.

See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video:

youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E

AI GENERATED DAN HENTSCHEL VIDEO

YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 16

Hello all! We have incredibly exciting news.

While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything.

You will likely not even notice he is gone.

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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · Nov 16

I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE

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