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Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
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Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli
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My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!

#UngerReview #Outstanding

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456,365 #ForeverCanadian signatures (plus few dozen last minute arrivals). I’m told it’s the biggest petition in Canada’s history.

None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦

Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
C an’t
U understand the anger
N otwithstanding
T eachers might quit on me

One more thing… Democracy is dead in Alberta! #ableg #abpoli
Dang it! These are the days I wish me and Dave bought a food truck instead of a train restaurant. But hey… at least I was able to sell some Tin Foil hats using the protective seal from my Turkish Tylenol leftovers.

#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
BREAKING: UCP RED TAPE REDUCTION IS WORKING! The results are in!

Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.

#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC

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Fine I’ll go back to making license plates. I sense this is a skill I should learn
As UCP Leader & Your Premier, here is my official response to Albertan’s vocal criticism accusing me of politicalizing a government issued License Plate with UCP marketing slogans:

“Yah I’m just not seeing it”

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Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition

@maxfawcett and I discuss a prominent economist's view that there is no energy transition.

The evidence and data say otherwise.
#ableg #canpoli #bcpoli
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Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition
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Dear PM @mark-carney.bsky.social

1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC

2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?

3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one

5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻‍♀️
Plus on Monday I was in Montreal, QUEBEC…this being the 1st day of the historic ALBERTA Teacher’s Strike. Why would I stay here and be a leader? 🤷🏻‍♀️

While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it

#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
From the DM’s…

The government of Alberta has apparently decided to take down the temperature on the teachers strike…

By locking teachers out.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
The answer is an unequivocal YES!

YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast

YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board

YES I am out of my fucking mind!

#abpoli #climatejustice

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Truth and Reconciliation Sept 30th:

Just a quick note to self cause sometimes I forget to reconcile

And if you still don’t believe that I have Indigenous roots, then @aptnnews.bsky.social might have their story straight.

Reconciliation begins with truth I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Minister Nate Horner:

“I encourage ATA’s leadership to take time to meet with their members and gain clarity on what teachers are seeking out of a deal. Students and families deserve stability”

GAIN CLARITY?

I think Teachers just told us to go f—k ourselves!

That clear enough for ya Nate?
#abEd
I’d like to get me one of these remotes! Can I get a “notwithstanding clause” button on mine plz? #abpoli

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ANNOUNCEMENT: In my commitment to deliberately cause harm while ostracizing & violating the personal privacy of ALL legal, Canadian permanent residents residing in Alberta, my government has rolled out our new #UCP Tramp Stamp on your Driver’s License ID ! You like?

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BREAKING! Prime Minister Carney announced first projects to be reviewed by new Major Projects Office to fast track nation building projects!

AND GUESS WHAT! Alberta failed to make the cut! My UCP didn’t have a plan and my big mouth failed to get us across the finish line! Whoops 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ALBERTA’S TEACHERS STRIKE NOTICE TO TAKE EFFECT OCTOBER 6th ???

Huh. This makes me think
Alberta teachers are serious about this. 🤔 #abpoli #ableg

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OMG! Canadian Author @margaretatwood.bsky.social just gave a shout out to me (Rob Anderson) and my Alberta #UCP. Oh Margie you’re such a kidder! We aren’t burning books. We are just banning books silly 🤪

But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli
The UCP polled Albertans to receive feedback on our proposed Alberta Provincial Police. Analogous to our Alberta Pension Plan proposal, we received overwhelmingly disapproval! Soooo…I did it anyway. This is one example why my spending is out of control. Fuck me!

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The FACT is my Chief of Staff (aka APP Braintrust) supports this populist, anti-covid-vaccine movement! I even secretly think cancer can be cured by chewing raw peppers! In FACT, if you trace my words back, I suggested that if you have stage 4 cancer, you can control it!

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My boy Bruce! We ran together in our Wildrose daze! Today, we are narrating rhetoric resoundingly similar to discussions prior to Nazi Germany. PS Bruce is a little rusty at the podium…he forgets that he’s not supposed to act like a “5 year old” child when Albertans bring truth #AlbertNextPanel