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Dani

Dani

@daniidoll.bsky.social

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Makeup 🩷 Gaming 🩷 Childless Cat Lady https://linktr.ee/daniii_madera

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Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 9h

My new favorite influencer is this guy that posts videos of himself just petting a stuffed gremlin shirtless in bed while making seductive eye contact with his phone camera.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 13h

My cat rarely watches the tv but right now he’s fully focused on a video of some guy editing pictures of himself onto random backgrounds. One of the backgrounds was a Waffle House which is where I met my cat when he was a stray kitten. Something in his brain activated when he saw it.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 1d

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Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t sleep. I keep thinking about boneless wings. It’s 4 am.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 2d

Time spent in Silksong act 3: maybe 2 hours
Times I’ve cried since: too damn many 💔

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 3d

I’m going to have nightmares tonight I’m not even joking. My heart sank when I entered act 3 and I’m only at the very beginning.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 3d

I’m in act 3!!!! And crying 🙂 holy crap this is not what I expected..

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 4d

Apparently paper drip and even instant coffee are better for your health than espresso. I knew being lazy and cheap would pay off someday!

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 4d

If I ever find it for a good price I’ll get it but right now resellers are charging $200 for a $80 doll 😭

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 4d

To everyone who got their alien skullector 🥲 (but seriously congrats. Im really just mad that resellers exist)

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 5d

My cat is a pretty smart cat but sometimes he forgets what water is and I have to wet his paw and have him lick it to remind him he is thirsty.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah a lot of business accounts don’t run their own page. Either they have assistants who like, follow related topics and even answer comments presenting as them or they have bots that are programmed to like and follow accounts that use certain hashtags like #makeup for example.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 5d

She ran quick 🤣 but tbh I think she just had one of those bots that follow related accounts to keep engagement going and had no idea who she was following because it’s automatic

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 5d

To this day I’m baffled

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 5d

I just remembered that one time Kiernan Shipka’s makeup artist followed me on Instagram. I was so excited because I love Kiernan and I messaged her saying how much I love the looks she created for Kiernan on the chilling adventures of Sabrina. She said thank you and then unfollowed me 😭

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 7d

More thoughts on Silksong (late act 2)
I did not check my spelling; it is 2 am let me live

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 7d

This is like finding out Santa isn’t real all over again smh

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 7d

You’re telling me it’s not some kind of snack? I dreamt of trying sweet niblets for years 🤣

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve watched thousands of hours of Hannah Montana and still don’t know what sweet niblets are

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 8d

That time magazine cover looks SO inappropriate 🫣🤢

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 9d

I’m sad i probably won’t be doing any full face Halloween looks this year but I’m still having fun doing eye closeups

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 10d

Maturing is learning that the protagonist of White Fang should’ve been a woman because wolves are terrified of men but they do approach women sometimes.

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 11d

The way she’s twisted up is so spooky but also kind of elegant 🥺 like a twirling ballerina! And the fact that she used the last of her energy to protect her little ones made me cry. Vilhelmina didn’t have an egg sac before she moved on sadly but I will watch over Ballerina’s babies as best I can 🩷

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t even care that it’s stupid, I want to try the Tyra Banks hot ice cream 🍨

Dani @daniidoll.bsky.social · 11d

Sometimes I give my sister advice on things and she’s always like “nah” then a week later goes “I have a brilliant idea. I’ll do xyz” and it’s the thing I told her to do. And she fully thinks she came up with that on her own. It’s not just her either. It’s ever Aquarius ever

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