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danlather.bsky.social
Dan Lather
@danlather.bsky.social
280 followers 79 following 3.5K posts
Yokel. Drinker of bourbon. Enjoyer of shit fits. I is what I is.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 12h
Saw a bottle of olive oil with "smooth" on the label. In English. In an American supermarket.

I guess "chunky" is maybe a possibility but I feel like that would be a departure from norms and specific labeling is reasonable.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14h
"Mancunian" is also up there.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 14h
I know there's no universal rhyme or reason to demonyms but "Glaswegian" has always been bizarre to me.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
He was adamant that they be reunited.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
Masuke! I love that perfect sugar face.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
I miss you taunting Chuckles Gasparino!
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
MY HEART

Those hops and that voice.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
Tbh I assumed you'd be more possessive in your marriage.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
This exchange made me laugh so goddamn hard.
Joe Bingham: "Ari is advocating for persecution of civil servants." ChzBurger: "Does mocking and jeering in a legal manner count as persecution?" Joe Bingham: "Yes." ChzBurger: "Which would be more persecutorial: blasting Yakety Sax or Vader's Imperial March?" END
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 1d
I guarantee he's on a list of Tom Nichols followers.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 2d
Eeyore is a goodest boy.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 4d
That or their relationship is very inappropriate.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 4d
But no body armor. Just an observation.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 4d
LIBELOUS
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 4d
Californian here. Newsom shouldn't have a cabinet position.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 11d
So it's your fault.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15d
I was going to say they're not and shouldn't be the focus but that isn't to say that they're bad.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15d
I'm afraid I'm not up on the Gliberty lore.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15d
three cartoon characters are standing in front of a plane with the caption so we 're just done with phrasing
ALT: three cartoon characters are standing in front of a plane with the caption so we 're just done with phrasing
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 15d
But what will you do when they mutiny?
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16d
So I don't mean to make light of this shit but now I have "Prisoner" by 311 stuck in my head.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16d
Excuse you, fish. His tongue is the perfect size.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 16d
aw yis
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 17d
Excuse you. I may not have a law degree but I assure you that I am most definitely a pervert.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 17d
a man with a mustache is sitting at a table eating a piece of food .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table eating a piece of food .
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