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Dan Machholz
@danmachholz.bsky.social
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CEO of Sad Club Studios & Real Fake Quotes #Canucks fan - all memes & quotes are parody - don’t take me seriously…I don’t
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · Feb 4
I am proudly Canadian!
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
Man, watching my kid experience his first sports heartbreak is tough - it’s a rite of passage but still hard to see those tears of pain
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
Stick preferably
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
Sea of Bain’s….#Canucks
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Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
First Brock NOW BRIAN?!?!
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 1d
‘Member when the Nazi’s faces melted at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? That was cool…..
a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 2d
Those were not my favorite….
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 2d
Why are these dudes allowed to lie with impunity?
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Mostly sad
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
🤣
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
a man says i 'm just saying with his hands up
ALT: a man says i 'm just saying with his hands up
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Sherwood is going to look great on a contender come trade deadline #Canucks
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
That’s essentially how I looked afterwards
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Awwww - this GIF make me feel sad now, poor thing got eaten up by Hollywood….and predators
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Wait…this is not the origin of the blog?!?!
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Cuz he’s next?
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
#Canucks
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Tough deal man
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
This thread is for people who ACTUALLY watch game ….beat it nerd
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social likes to do “who scores the first #Canucks goal” before each game …we should start a new one “which Canuck leaves the game early due to injury?”

…if you chose Boeser tonight….you win
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Pls no
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 3d
Holy shit!!!!
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 4d
Just busting balls man
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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 4d
Cootes is putting up some solid numbers …..in junior….
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