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Darlene Lesmana

@darlenelesmana.bsky.social

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i make music the music: https://open.spotify.com/track/7yNurCzNqhDkzpotHBtJ2R

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Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · Mar 1

a snippet of my song :)
open.spotify.com/track/7yNurC...

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Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 2h

tiktok has put me in the swiss german algorithm ICH VERSTEHE NICHTS i barely understand HOCHDEUTSCH

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 3d

genuine quotes from my psychatrist appointment
psych: did you know that hitler did cocaine
me: have you seen the movie salo

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 6d

call me the AI bubble the way i'm about to bust

i would like to formally apologize

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 9d

i'm not on twitter, is phan twitter okay

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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 9d

You can just not use gen AI. Just don't. You've lived your entire life without it, it is in fact incredibly easy to keep not using it.

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Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 12d

the life of a showgirl

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 12d

me after a minor inconvenience

👻 🧹 🐈‍⬛ hob bug boo 🐈‍⬛ 🧹 👻 @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 13d

time to listen to the mountain goats

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 13d

michael shur i see you

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13d

Pre social media people used to make websites for Dougs to hang out with Dougs! Same for Shirlenes, Geoffreys, Susan Parkers... I dug up a bunch of them on the wayback machine (thread!!!)

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 14d

to my non tiktok using mutuals, i want you guys to know that one guy (and the rest of tiktok) has been making fun of hugh jackman's vibrato for so long and it is incredible

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15d

Not to be whiny, but I would really like for something good to happen. On a personal level. On a national level. On a global level. One of all three.

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Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 14d

call me a back end developer the way i'm doing squats

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 15d

thank you. i needed some hope to hold on to today

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 16d

i released an a capella cover of Chumbawamba's The Day The Nazi Day. here are the links if you're interested too.fm/xqw0azw

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 16d

i have a take on the tswift album that is so woke that i may implode

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 16d

i felt compelled to post this by unseen forces after waking up in a cold sweat mid flu

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 16d

the life of a showgirl?
*places hat*
perry the life of a showgirl?

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 18d

grated garlic my favorite movie director

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 19d

tiktok has shadowbanned the video of it i posted there and the some of the comments on various platforms are vile. but people on tiktok & youtube asked for me to upload it to streaming services so here we are

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 19d

presave my cover of "The Day The Nazi Died" by Chumbawamba here
too.fm/xqw0azw

The Day The Nazi Died

Listen to The Day The Nazi Died

too.fm

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 20d

low shoulder from jennifer's body moment

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 23d

oh 100%, don't worry. The Youths (the late teens and mid 20s, at least), can definitely be fast and ferocious readers. there was a meme a while ago about how much faster people read in Archive Of Our Own's font because people read fanfic so much and so quickly lol

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 23d

call me a product of radioactive decay that's going to decay even more the way i'm an unstable daughter

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 24d

everyone must learn the minor 3rd before they learn anything else

Darlene Lesmana @darlenelesmana.bsky.social · 24d

remembering that time a couple years ago on indonesian twitter when a dude fucked a squid and people were justifying it because at least it's not a girl out of wedlock