dave rubric
@daverubric.bsky.social
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OFMD stizzy enjoyer, Babylon 5 initiate, fiber arts freak, rhetoric bro, ghey, transsexual || pfp: lovedhands || he/him, old || handle is a supermarket sweep joke
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I could be like Buttons but with sea smells instead of fish
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Okja remains the only movie that has made me vomit. It's extremely good! But I can't lol
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Food I won't eat: baked beans
Movie I won't watch again: Okja
Song I hate: Float On
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Do you ever think about the McElroy brothers and how much worse things might be if they hadn't married women who made them get their shit together
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If you've ever wondered what "white pumpkin" is as a smell, there is no pumpkin scent in it at all. It's spices, vanilla, and chocolate
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I mean "already know how" in a "you never totally forget how to ride a bike" way
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Or if you were holding a square thing, you learned how to use a pin loom or potholder look.
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That's crochet! You may already know how to do it ><
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I think crochet is a bit easier to pick up and do the basics of! What's the pattern?
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Were you making a tube or something flat?
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He probably saw that Alphacat Obama "Back to Back" parody and thought it was real. Which isn't a joke, but should be, and is funny, but deeply isn't 😂😭
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He wants the Nobel Peace Prize because Obama won it. This entire thing is because he hates Obama so specifically
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Friday night playlist reminiscing

Fuck Off: "kinda about Ed/Izzy, kinda about *gestures vaguely around*"
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Hp...
Fuck Off
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"It's vampire Rumspringa for Danny boy Molloy." I fucking bet it is
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i have this thought often
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i cannot handle the trash opinions about johnny cash washing up on my feed
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I feel like Rizzy is big enough it is its own thing
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so many polymer clay youtubers are australian...is there like...a huge market for poly clay earrings/jewelry in australia ????
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"This scene is filler" yeah dude. it's filling me with joy
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ed: last night was a mistake
stede: we just cuddled and you cried into my shoulder
ed: exactly