Dave Weasel
@daveweasel.bsky.social
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Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper. Read my incessant ramblings on the American apocalypse here: https://substack.com/@daveweasel?r=5ry157&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
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I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at:

New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28

Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys

Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
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New standup album called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS about growing up JW, it gets pretty vulgar and dark further into it though - www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt
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My personal opinion is that it's gross
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New standup album called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS about growing up JW, it gets pretty vulgar and dark further into it though - www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
YouTube video by Dave Weasel - Topic
www.youtube.com
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They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr
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All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again
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I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.
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And... the other guy randomly mentioned? 😜
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You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list
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Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away
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Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:

a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5
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Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago
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I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. They’d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there weren’t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.
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All good, it’s just funny how “shitty Twitter comedian” is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.
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I didn’t write it, some right wing blog did and named me for liking a jack white’s post tweet. I love JW
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Just so we’re clear, I was named for liking jack white’s post, supporting his criticism of Trump
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"Nobody cares what Jack White thinks, so here's a whole article about it" then they name me in it for some reason
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I made a little fart noise at a lady walking out of the liquor store wearing a Trump hat, and the cashier subtly flashed me a thumbs up
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I understand it's a very long read but that's the point I was making towards the end, how they're kowtowing to their corporate overlords over the will of the people, and it costs them power and it costs us democracy.
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Happy 4th of July! A reminder that the differences between the GOP and the DNC as political parties are the difference between authoritarianism and democracy.
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‘Both Sides’ Are Not The Same: This Is Collapse vs. Complacency
There’s always that guy.
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The Valley snitchline