A book trailer? For me?

Dead Men Don’t Sing
is going on submission! Exciting times.

Editors I can’t wait for you to meet Charlie Brisbane.
Cheers🍸 💋 🕵️

#deadmendontsing
Trailer credit: the wonderful @alessandraranelli.bsky.social

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TWIST LFG.

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My son: I don’t want to go to school.
Also my son: *plays 8 hours of a computer game exploring Hogwarts and going to classes - on the weekend*

Reddit is the KFC of social media.
Every few years you give it a go and are immediately reminded why it’s bad.

"Price rises are at their lowest for a year" is not the flex they think it is.

I’d pay to sit in a cinema for 6 hours and watch behind the scenes footage of that mug shot.

Narrator: It wasn’t.

Maybe today’s the day I buy those Instagram T-shirts that make me look thin and cool

Weird how both the Michael Jordan and the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentaries make me think the same thing:

cigars are cool as fuck and I want to smoke cigars.

my back, two minutes into sitting, standing, or laying down

Sometimes I wonder how it’s going with that giant mirror city wall in the desert.

Writing advice for self: don’t use the word nonplussed. You don’t know what it means. No one else does either.

My pomodoro technique is to write 8 words, delete most of them, then watch YouTube for 3 hours

Favourite joke format?
More like schmavourite moke porfat.