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Rodney

@ddr.bsky.social

4K followers 370 following 810 posts

unspeakable horror in funny hat. patron saint of adultery. smoking on that shit that made wayne little

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BIRDIE @curlylarryand.moe · Oct 30

i'm shy about my big jiggly butt

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Feb 7

its time to fuck

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Feb 7

hello my friend

Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Feb 7

is jody still on here

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Nov 19

i cant fuck

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Nov 10

im one of the most powerful gamblers in the US

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Oct 28

yes

Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Oct 26

im dying

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Oct 22

hey guys check this out

an mspaint recreation of one of the OPPENHEIMER (2023) promotional posters where cillain murphy stands pensively while engulfed in and surrounded by balls of fire from explosions. the image is basically exactly that with fireballs and explosive plumes that bathe the figure of murphy in shades of orange and yellow. i primarily used the crayon tool and airbrush to give the texture of the explosions, with the brightest spot being directly behind murphy himself. he stands there wearing a dark brown suit looking handsome as always with his fun little hat, albeit surrounded by fire. his face is of course a clock as you should expect by now. that's just a given. the promotional text has also been spoofed. the title reads "CLOCKENHEIMER" with the numbers 10, 22, and 23 below the C, N, and R respectively for the date. above it reads "A CLOCK BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY" and below reads "THE WORLD FOREVER CHANGES". beneath murphy it reads "DRAWN WITH MSPAINT EXCLUSIVELY" and "HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT"

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Rodney @ddr.bsky.social · Oct 23

rodney update: i’m extremely sick almost every day and its difficult to even move. and despite all this i have a huge trip planned that will involve a lot of bustling around and not having much time to rest. my reward for completing this quest will be one(1) full year of sitting on my ass Gaming