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Chris Ideates

Chris Ideates

@deftdecoy.bsky.social

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Army Veteran turned Software QA Stoic. Married. Avid audiobook consumer with a penchant for ideation, and witty conversations. Onwards and Upwards!

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Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Jan 1

Pinning a Self-Reminder to #StayInTheMoment

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 4

He should be in jail in Monopoly.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 4

The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 4

The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 3

NGL Totally read that with the voice of Towelie from South Park. Hope it’s not too late to turn it around at the midterms.

a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom

ALT: a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom

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Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

No longer reposting without a good response. It has ruined my timeline, and hides the fact I’m not a mindless bot.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

NGL My brain was like, that must be one big record player.

a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom

ALT: a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom

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Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

Pretty sure this was written for him.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

I’m thinking they actually DID do it in private, and decided to make him roll over and submit in public. Z was not having any of it.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

At this point if someone told me that “toilet water” would fix this… I’m ready to give it a go.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

It’s shocking that The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were so ready to regurgitate a false narrative into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Mar 1

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 28

He just didn’t grovel and kiss the ring. They wanted to humiliate Zelensky in public, and Z refused to kiss the ring.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 22

#GoPensBeatCaps

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Alan Smithee DGA @alansmitheedga.bsky.social · Feb 21

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 21

I’m originally from Tyler County (northern panhandle armpit) and still have family there. Flooding was a seasonal tragedy that affected everyone. If it didn’t affect your home, it impeded travel, and left us helplessly awaiting the crick/river crest to find out when the worst was over.

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 21

How can I vote for you @adamkinzinger.bsky.social in 2028? We desperately need a leader and Veteran like you to help us rise above this!!! I would 💯 switch parties to vote for you in a primary!

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 21

You can’t spell Felon without Elon

Chris Ideates @deftdecoy.bsky.social · Feb 21

You can’t spell Felon without Elon

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · Feb 20

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