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I can’t post it here because bluesky hates yapping and won’t let me post anything longer than 3 minutes 😭 I hate not being able to share with my bloomfs screw you bluesky

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 16h

If it keeps up this rate of views it will be my most viewed in about 2 days. My other videos took months to hit 100k but we might hit that tomorrow 😬

A tiktok that’s a black screen other than the text things Dan and Phil did before hard launching. It has 21.7k likes, 123 comments, 2,152 saves and 74k views

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 17h

We’re ending the day on 120. I’ve never had a video get this many comments in one day

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 17h

The phouse doesn’t but the phlossom tree does

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 17h

I can’t wait for the 3m subscriber special again!

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 17h

44 minutes. Had to which to data after 20 bc it only loaded 5%

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

About to post a 5:38 video to tiktok let’s see how long it takes my shitty wifi to handle it

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

Another five and a half minute hard launch compilation has hit the towers. And there’s clips I cut so there may be a third

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

They’re the most monogamous people ever, they can only be poly with themselves

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you for asking my permission to kill me, I appreciate that. Dnp don’t ask, they just tweet coupley selfies with no care for my well being

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

The only downside to dating Dan Howell: he may leave you for himself

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 18h

Well if we were truly Dan Howell then those would be our only two options upon meeting a clone, but there is a third option: marry

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck or kill, what’s it going to be?

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elodie D❤️P HARD LAUNCH era @degenerussy.bsky.social · 19h

@peggletwink69.exploration.team You wanna fight? You wanna actual fight on YouTube? /ref

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