Desert Mage
@desertmage65.bsky.social
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Avid reader, cat lover, Trump hater. Want to live long enough to piss on his grave.
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They’re very good fucks. All of them. Your wife says so.
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You hate Shohei? How is that possible?
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White House: We’re going to fire a bunch of people and it’ll be all your fault!

Democrats: Do your worst. It’s not like you haven’t already been doing that with the government open.

WH: We’re not kidding, we’re really going to do it!

Dems: *silence*

WH: Ok, then! *slams own dick in door* Ouch!
desertmage65.bsky.social
White House: We’re going to fire a bunch of people and it’ll be all your fault!

Democrats: Do your worst. It’s not like you haven’t already been doing that with the government open.

WH: We’re not kidding, we’re really going to do it!

Dems: *silence*

WH: Ok, then! *slams own dick in door* Ouch!
desertmage65.bsky.social
Kick their asses, Blue.
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This is a decent obit, but it doesn’t mention her other great role of the ‘70s, Theresa Dunn in Looking for Mr. Goodbar, not a great movie but an extraordinary performance.
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There's a special room in hell for Stephen Miller where demons will piss acid in his face forever.
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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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Wait … that’s not Patrick Bateman?
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The only time I ever saw a mouth bigger than AJ‘s, it had a hook in it.
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Dodgers were smart to get rid of him.
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No one can bunt any more.
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Just ask the Dodgers and Phillies.
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He found this one through one of his beauty pageants. Seriously.
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He’s a monster from the pit.