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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th)
@desertmechanic.bsky.social
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Call me Captain, Cap, or Trish Banner by jigglejab (NSFW) PFP by electrafirefly I plays the Splatoon (mainly story mode and Salmon Run) and reposts NSFW and SFW stuffs- STRAWPAGE THINGY: https://trishocto.straw.page
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · Jan 8
"I can promise your future will be bright…"
"Look into the light…"

Art by: @icn64.bsky.social

Agent 8 owned by: @massivemultiverse.bsky.social (NSFW)

Lyrics from: youtu.be/fwJ0MEbZ2xM?...
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Who's idea was it to wake Marie up so early now?
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
*Pomni proceeds to get absolutely bodied by the giant fudge monster from the episode*

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Stay fresh!

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
As a side note, didn't know whether or not as to mark this as suggestive.

Did just in case, but in the end I'll let y'all be the judge.
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Alright, who let her near the syrup truck while she's hungry-

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Why so shy, Pomni?

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
*Insert Mario losing power-up sound effect here*
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Sounds to me like that anon is just someone just going around and spouting shit to spout shit-
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 1h
"Emily Rogers Fightmaster is racist" ->

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a lego batman says " i 'm sorry , i literally have no idea what you 're talking about "
ALT: a lego batman says " i 'm sorry , i literally have no idea what you 're talking about "
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
Now that's one TALL jester-

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
…

I thought you said Pomni-corn
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
Y e s-
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
Here's the thing-

It's actually FUN in Splatoon 2.
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
*Splatoon 2 Golden Rotation jumpscare*
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 2h
Get this girl a BORGOR, stat!

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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 3h
a man in a red shirt with the word nick on it is talking to a woman in a pink sweater in a living room .
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the word nick on it is talking to a woman in a pink sweater in a living room .
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Rice !! @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 3h
SPHERICAL POMNI!!!
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 4h
Melon Pomni-

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MoodyRover @moodyrover.bsky.social · 5h
10: Zhu Yuan

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatober
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CrumbleKoek @crumblekoek.bsky.social · 7h
Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 757

She woke up with a-
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 7h
This-

Is a joke-
a cartoon character says somebody 's going to die tonight in front of a blue background .
ALT: a cartoon character says somebody 's going to die tonight in front of a blue background .
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 7h
*SLAMS TABLE*

SHADOWVANILLA YURI-
a drawing of a girl with a crown on her head and a drawing of a girl with blue hair
ALT: a drawing of a girl with a crown on her head and a drawing of a girl with blue hair
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Finn🤍 || comms open @iizubuzu.bsky.social · 11d
Just in case u missed it #splatoon #agent4 #agent8
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Finn🤍 || comms open @iizubuzu.bsky.social · 1d
tacticooler #agent32 #splatoon #agent4 #agent8
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The Mechanic (B-Day on the 12th) @desertmechanic.bsky.social · 10h
I mean to be fair, my BANNER is made by an NSFW artist so I can see why that was asked.
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
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