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cameron
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As refined during Amber Heard’s defamation trial by whoever that fucjing asshole hired to coordinate bot/influence networks
[edible hits] the combination of immense and increasing wealth disparity + the technology to turn increasingly sophisticated bot networks on a population of isolated and scared individuals with generally low literacy rates… bad, huh
(on a mist setting! I’m not out here just like… dousing myself)
I have been using a teensy bit of conditioner shaken up with water in a cheap spray bottle and that’s been pretty good, tbh (just don’t wanna overdo it)
I have literally never heard this, that’s so good. Something something the higher the hair, the piner to apple,
Anyways my partner won’t let me braid their hair because ONE TIME I put two tiny braids in and they built a massive bonfire and got a couple sparks in their hair and got freaked out by not being able to brush it out the same way as usual, but that’s like… a niche concern
what is a loose pineapple………..
YES IT’S FUN AND PROFITABLE
genuinely the best thing for long hair + low energy is a loose braid at night with a soft scrunchie so it doesn’t get all… u kno. And then morning is easier, and the braid doesn’t even have to be good because no one will see it and if they do they’ll be like “awww sleepy time braid”
Step 1: find a soup to take notes and make thoughtful little noises during the date
Step 2: identify someone you’d like to ask out
yeh! Do you have Discord or Signal as intermediates for texting lol
(excludes your genitals from the breed standard)
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happy birthday to this little guy!! 3 years ago is fishtopher's intake/rescue date
This is maybe the saddest thing I have ever posted, and I had a Twitter account at like, 16 that I texted from a T9 flip phone
WHERE IS TUMMY TO SQUISH please and thank you
I haven’t seen my partner since Thursday and my pinching hands are atrophying… walking around my apartment like a sad Mr. Krabs
I think she’s getting cold (seasonally) and I hope she remains cuddly until the spring because 🥹🫀
I don’t know what all of those are, but I’m impressed 🫡
sometimes my cat won’t leave me alone until I crouch over her like Spider-Man