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Jake Mellor

@devilboyscooby.bsky.social

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'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 19h

I didn't realise APC Overnight had a time machine, whoever they are...

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 2d

Only in the UK do the crowd clap when they've been told off 😂 #snooker #ilovesnooker

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 4d

You can tell Richard Osman is a #snooker fan, he's positively fawning over John Parrott this week 😂 #HouseOfGames

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 4d

I think Nick might be too smart for his own good with that play. Makes sense to me, but Kate is less playing Traitors and more Pin the Tail on the Donkey. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 6d

Mark looks genuinely demoralised 😔 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 6d

Jonathan Ross be dressing like Mr Bear this episode... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 6d

Jack Lisowski didn't know spin throws the cue ball until Chris Henry told him!? No wonder he's never won a ranked event! #snooker #NIOpen #ilovesnooker

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 6d

Modern classic? Isn't that an oxymoron? #GBBO

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 9d

What a way to discover I have a child... #Uber

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 11d

When you're so ugly that Microsoft age verification refuses to believe you're real 😭😂

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 11d

So Celia isn't completely insane after all 😂 #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 13d

Dressed like the Aussie Traitors, nice touch. #CelebrityTraitors

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 13d

If you turned on #HouseOfGames midway through House Rules, you'd just think it was four B-list celebrities having a breakdown.

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 15d

When you make it home after #Vodafone breaks while you're using Google Maps... #Vodafonedown

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 17d

I searched "Missing Episodes" on twitter to see if there was any more conversation on the potential #DoctorWho finds and was presented with a large horse penis.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 18d

Does Ronnie have places to be...? #snooker

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 19d

Invisible biscuits was my favourite bit from Tom Scott and the Technical Difficulties. #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 19d

This lot work well together, they should do the Crystal Maze. #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 20d

Is this Tameka the Eastenders version of Maggie Aderin Pocock? #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22d

Describe your Blue sky account in a single image

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 22d

Have they mentioned it's on #PlutoTV yet? 😂 #Snooker900

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · 25d

Just treated myself to the #Battlebots Max arena.

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Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · Sep 26

My Spotify has impeccable comic timing. On the way to pick up a prescription, plays Injection by Rise Against and then Voices {in your head} by Matt Skiba 😂

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · Sep 20

Crowd trouble at the #Snooker... Do they think it's the Shootout? #EnglishOpen

Jake Mellor @devilboyscooby.bsky.social · Sep 11

Hot take: the #StarbucksUK Pumpkin Spice Frapp is always good. But the tiramisu one was better.