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Warm Slime

@dgstudios.bsky.social

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Got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers

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Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t think anyone who supports this is “coming back” and ideally, they wouldn’t be allowed to

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1h

1/3 of this country are Joe McCarthys, lying, swindling invertebrates drunk with a power that’s only capable of tearing things down, a power that will take them with it

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1h

“It’s not fair that he directly stated I was interested in minors”
“No, that was fair. By the way Kendrick, this beat is 🔥“

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1h

Imagine being Drake and suing your rap battle opponent for defamation for calling you a pedophile and the court throws it out

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1h

Rob already-gutted research to pay the military who can’t get a check because of your commitment to cutting Medicaid and making insurance more expensive

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Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Dalmatians are on fire trucks a lot because they love watching things get ruined

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Flop era
Redemption arc
Flop era 2
Redemption arc 2
Flop era 3
redemp

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

idc soon as I get my laurels, it’s 😴🛌

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

If you see a field recorder, say a bunch of weird shit into it. tell it about your day. wail terrible, human wails. You’re part of nature, you’re part of the field recording, mothrtfucker

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

If at first you succeed, you don’t have to try at all

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

In a scenario where you’re firing from behind me I’m cracked. In a scenario where you’re firing from behind me, I’m OP. I’m taking jumps of unplanned height at unplanned intervals, suddenly ducking, crawling, rolling, sprinting then walking slowly. Toward you. Away

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

I perused my technical readout following surveillance intel and tactical assessment of the second floor bathroom

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Get you a shorty who can do both:

-Displays signs of one or more novel mental illness(es
-Displays signs of one or more novel mental illnesses

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

You read your last free article. Now it costs to understand

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Hey leech, seed this: Chill:The_Fuck_Out_TheMovie_2_ThoughtIToldYouToChill.Title.2025.1080p.WEBRip.x264-GRP

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Dalmatians are on fire trucks a lot because they love watching things get ruined

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

fine I’ll give into your demands

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Stuff that’s bad is actually a construction. It’s constructed. No historical precedent either. Out of time as a mattrr of course

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

As SOON as I detect ANY motion with my sensory apparatus, im immediately executing a CLEAN tactical roll. No thinking. Roll. Come up, come up in a RIGID strafe. Real rigid. You’re gonba think theres something wrong with me

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Formerly know as Assswamp

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

These are my friends, Melody and Swampass

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

good to see ya! Yeah, just as a warning I’m an active duty tech ranger for the eglobe conglomerate and i May regretfully have to go kinetic during our conversation at a moments notice. May have to “bug out” just flat drop out

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

i'm going to lay it out for ya all jumbled-like, all confusing an such. No real reason,

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Never forgive or make peace with those that perpetrated this

Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 1d

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Warm Slime @dgstudios.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a funny joke but fr a lot of braindead garbage still went to college in my generation and giving this relief from debt in exchange for state violence is a hallmark of fascism, and can be very effective