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Daniel Hutmacher
@dhma.ch
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Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP. @dhmacher on other platforms. My work: strd.co My blog: sqlsunday.com Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 1d
Maybe it had just had a rough day at work and needed to unwind.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
I want an invisible office room when I grow up.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
*knock knock*

*waves hands in front of your face*

*sits on desk*

”Sorry, were you focusing on something? Could you look at this for me for just a second?”
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
The cake is a lie!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
Happy birthday, @sqlgene.com!
snoopy is blowing out candles on a birthday cake while woodstock looks on .
Alt: Snoopy with a birthday cake gif
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
Content warning: Icelandic landscapes
Ólafur Arnalds live from Hafursey, in Iceland for Cercle
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 2d
Omg yes.

How can all this .NET look like the finest artisanally crafted work of art from the height of renaissance Italy, while your average stored procedure comes with a built-in thousand-yard stare, like it just came home from the battle of Iwo Jima?
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Eugene Meidinger @sqlgene.com · 3d
I'm working on planning my course curriculum for the next two years, if anyone has any input.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 3d
Gaslighting is bad, unless the person you’re gaslighting is a clanker.

This is brilliant!
chatgpt has E-stroke
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4d
Come on over! We have candy.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4d
SQL or SQL-ajacent. Target your session at someone who works with SQL Server or Azure SQL, and you’ll be fine. :)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 5d
Yup. :)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 5d
Want to present at our new Stockholm SQL usergroup? We're doing in-person sessions about once per month.

If you can't make any of those specific dates, reach out to @transmokopter.bsky.social or me, and we'll work something out for you!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 6d
So long, Summer! See you again in a few months.
Trees without leaves, trees with green, yellow, orange and red leaves. Bush with a few reddish leaves remaining. Scattered clouds behind. A mix of leaves on the ground, bright green, mostly orange, some red, with the pale sun in the background, shot from very close to the ground.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 6d
100%!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
Looks awesome!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
That works, as long as it’s a bigint.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
a woman is talking to someone and says `` you 're trying to provoke me '' .
Alt: "You're trying to provoke me." gif
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
a man in a lab coat is washing his eyes in a bowl of water
Alt: The Office, rinseing eyes meme
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
If you wake up one morning and decide it would be good idea to mix YYMMDD and YYYYMMDD dates in an integer column…

I can’t even.

I don’t mean to gatekeep, but maybe IT isn’t for you.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 8d
Parameterize ALL THE THINGS.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 9d
I hopped into a meeting at 9:00, but the meeting wasn't scheduled to start until 10:00, so I have another hour to enjoy.

I'd say the day is off to a good start.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 9d
Good morning
To Love Again - Alex Baker Remix
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10d
a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean .
Alt: Forrest Gump waving meme
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10d
I should probably try setting up a Windows ARM virtual machine at some point..